Unseen Academicals Places – Chronologic

This chronological list won’t take you to very many new places in Unseen Academicals, but you should enjoy visiting those that are included. See them in alphabetical order here.

Ankh-Morpork – The largest city on the Disc where much of the action in the Discworld series takes place. Ruled by the Patrician. Home of Unseen University.

Royal Art Museum – In Ankh-Morpork. Contains works by Caravati, Mauvaise, Cuspidor, Blitz, and many others.

Post Office – On Broad Way, opposite the Patrician’s Palace, Ankh-Morpork.

Royal Bank – On Broad Way. Moist von Lipwig, with the prompting of Lord Vetinari, used the bank to bring Ankh-Morpork into the world of paper money.

Royal Mint – Handles (poorly) the money of Ankh-Morpork, until Moist von Lipwig comes along.

Pellicool Steps – One of the areas the dwarfs tunneled under looking for the cube.

Unseen University – The home of the Disc’s wizards, a very magical place where magic is almost never used, and for good reason. Known as UU, for short. Sometimes misspelled, Unesene.

Dimwell Street – In central Ankh. Has a sawmill.

Überwald – Home to many werewolf, vampires, Igors, and other races. Homeland of Angua and Cheery.

Lobbin Clout – Hosts a street market on Octedays. Also known for its Pin Market.

Tanty, The – Ankh-Morpork’s main prison.

Dolly Sisters – Neighborhood now absorbed by Ankh-Morpork. Has a Watch House.

Oblong Office – The main room of the Patrician in the Palace. Definitely not the same as the Oval Office.

Brazeneck College – School for wizardry in Pseudopolis. Headed by the former Dean (of Pentacles) – Henry – from UU. Adrian Turnipseed (aka Big Mad Drongo) and Dr. Able Baker are a professors there. They have a computer called Pex which runs on chickens.

Treacle Mine Road – Ankh-Morpork. Just off Elm Street.

Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades – An organization, first encountered in Equal Rites, perhaps known later as simply the Guild of Thieves or Thieves’ Guild.

Pseudopolis – A major city on the Disc. In The Colour of Magic, Death is headed there because of the white plague striking the city. Home of Eric.

Street of Cunning Artificers, The – Ankh-Morpork. Contains just what you think. Only moreso.

Loop Alley – Off the Scours, Ankh-Morpork.

Scours, The – Street in Ankh-Morpork. Location of Chalkies.

Koom Valley – Location of an historic battle between dwarves and trolls.

XXXX (Fourecks) – Fabled hidden continent, mate. Terror Incognita. EcksEcksEcksEcks.

Lady Sibyl Free Hospital – Where Dr. Lawn works. Has the unusual reputation of aiming to get people well.

Quirm – A city near Ankh-Morpork, not to be confused with Chirm. Probably.

Shatta – Fashion shop in the Maul, run by Madame Sharn and Pepe. Known for micromail and Juliet (Jewels), its model.

Historians’ Guild – Located at the corner of Easy Street and Treacle Mine Road. The president is Mr Betteridge.

Bonk – Properly pronounced Be-yonk. In Uberwald, home to Lady Margolotta, the werewolf clan of Baron Guye von Uberwald, the dwarf Low King, Captain Tantony, and the (nearby) Schmaltzberg fat mines. Not a major tourist attraction.

Assassins’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Assassins’ Guild in Ankh-Morpork. Best not to know its exact location.

Fools’ Guild – Formally known as the Guild of Fools and Joculators. No fooling.

Maul, The – A wide boulevard in Ankh-Morpork where you’ll find some of its largest shops.

Dark Museum – Dr. Hix hoped to acquire Ridcully’s foot-the-ball whistle for display there.

Genua – Main setting of Witches Abroad. Sounds like Genoa. Feels like New Orleans.

Botney Street – In Dolly Sisters. Pepe thought Glenda came from there based on her accent.

Old Cheese Alley – Lobbin Clout area. Pepe hailed from there.

Old Cobblers – Street from whence the Nobbs clan hails.

Turkey & Vegetables – Pub in Dolly Sisters.

Llamedos – Pllace from which Imp y Celyn hailed. (Nasty when read backwards.)

Klatch – Land of deserts and some jungles. Also the source of the phrase, “Pardon my Klatchian.” The country of Klatch is on the continent of Klatch.

Unki – Apparently a school from which Prof. Macarona got some of his degrees.

QIS – From whence Prof. Macarona got his Magistraludorum.

Chubb – Apparently a school from which Prof. Macarona got some of his degrees.

Bugarup University (BU) – Fourecks equivalent of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University for wizards.

Macarona Shipping Company – Owned by Professor Macarona’s grandmother.

Verdant and Scour – Makes cigarettes specially for Archchancellor Henry.

Wizla Tobacco, Snuff and Rolling Paper Company – Produce cigarette cards of significant wizards, especially from Pseudopolis where they are headquartered.

Opera House – Center of Ankh-Morpork. The (new) City Watch house sits opposite it in Pseudopolis Yard.

Sator Square – The area just outside Unseen University often occupied by many merchants.

Loko Region – Where you’ll find the Cave of Jars.

Hippo, The – A lozenge-shaped road. The area is known to host sporting events.

Sto Lat – A small city in the Sto Plains, first mentioned in passing in Equal Rites. Home of King Olerve and Princess Keli.

Lancre – A small kingdom in the Ramtops. Home of Nanny Ogg and several other witches and wizards.

Boffo Novelty & Joke Shop, The – In Tenth Egg Street, Ankh-Morpork. Patronized by Miss Treason…a lot.

Orc Deep – Site of the last known battle in which orcs were…used.

Hen and Chickens Court – Presumably near (or the same as?) Hen and Chickens Field. Moist von Lipwig had a trunk stored there with (I) Don’t Know Jack.

Ephebe – Located across the Djel (or Djelibeybi, if you prefer) from Tsort. Home of philosophers.

Burleigh and Stronginthearm’s – Crossbow makers to the nobility. That pretty much says it all.

Broad Way – One of Ankh-Morpork’s busiest streets. Intersects the Street of Small Gods.

Pseudopolis Yard – Ankh-Morpork, not Pseudopolis. A circular street located at the city’s center. The Opera House and City Watch are on it.

Cockbill Street – Where Sam Vimes grew up. Poorest part of Ankh-Morpork.

Five Ways – Junction of Quirm Street, Goose Gate, Quarry Lane, The Hippo, and Chitterling Street.

Cladh – In Llamedos. Known for its Great Bronze Spoon.

Sto Plains – Area in which the cities of Sto Lat, Sto Helit, and Ankh-Morpork are located.

Tenth Egg Street – Street of small traders including Boffo’s and Pointer & Pickles. There’s a gang in the area, but I can’t think of its name.

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Unseen Academicals Places - Chronologic
Chronological list of the places in Unseen Academicals
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