This chronological list won’t take you to very many new places in Unseen Academicals, but you should enjoy visiting those that are included. See them in alphabetical order here.
Ankh-Morpork – The largest city on the Disc where much of the action in the Discworld series takes place. Ruled by the Patrician. Home of Unseen University.
Royal Art Museum – In Ankh-Morpork. Contains works by Caravati, Mauvaise, Cuspidor, Blitz, and many others.
Post Office – On Broad Way, opposite the Patrician’s Palace, Ankh-Morpork.
Royal Bank – On Broad Way. Moist von Lipwig, with the prompting of Lord Vetinari, used the bank to bring Ankh-Morpork into the world of paper money.
Royal Mint – Handles (poorly) the money of Ankh-Morpork, until Moist von Lipwig comes along.
Pellicool Steps – One of the areas the dwarfs tunneled under looking for the cube.
Unseen University – The home of the Disc’s wizards, a very magical place where magic is almost never used, and for good reason. Known as UU, for short. Sometimes misspelled, Unesene.
Dimwell Street – In central Ankh. Has a sawmill.
Überwald – Home to many werewolf, vampires, Igors, and other races. Homeland of Angua and Cheery.
Lobbin Clout – Hosts a street market on Octedays. Also known for its Pin Market.
Tanty, The – Ankh-Morpork’s main prison.
Dolly Sisters – Neighborhood now absorbed by Ankh-Morpork. Has a Watch House.
Oblong Office – The main room of the Patrician in the Palace. Definitely not the same as the Oval Office.
Brazeneck College – School for wizardry in Pseudopolis. Headed by the former Dean (of Pentacles) – Henry – from UU. Adrian Turnipseed (aka Big Mad Drongo) and Dr. Able Baker are a professors there. They have a computer called Pex which runs on chickens.
Treacle Mine Road – Ankh-Morpork. Just off Elm Street.
Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades – An organization, first encountered in Equal Rites, perhaps known later as simply the Guild of Thieves or Thieves’ Guild.
Pseudopolis – A major city on the Disc. In The Colour of Magic, Death is headed there because of the white plague striking the city. Home of Eric.
Street of Cunning Artificers, The – Ankh-Morpork. Contains just what you think. Only moreso.
Loop Alley – Off the Scours, Ankh-Morpork.
Scours, The – Street in Ankh-Morpork. Location of Chalkies.
Koom Valley – Location of an historic battle between dwarves and trolls.
XXXX (Fourecks) – Fabled hidden continent, mate. Terror Incognita. EcksEcksEcksEcks.
Lady Sibyl Free Hospital – Where Dr. Lawn works. Has the unusual reputation of aiming to get people well.
Quirm – A city near Ankh-Morpork, not to be confused with Chirm. Probably.
Shatta – Fashion shop in the Maul, run by Madame Sharn and Pepe. Known for micromail and Juliet (Jewels), its model.
Historians’ Guild – Located at the corner of Easy Street and Treacle Mine Road. The president is Mr Betteridge.
Bonk – Properly pronounced Be-yonk. In Uberwald, home to Lady Margolotta, the werewolf clan of Baron Guye von Uberwald, the dwarf Low King, Captain Tantony, and the (nearby) Schmaltzberg fat mines. Not a major tourist attraction.
Assassins’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Assassins’ Guild in Ankh-Morpork. Best not to know its exact location.
Fools’ Guild – Formally known as the Guild of Fools and Joculators. No fooling.
Maul, The – A wide boulevard in Ankh-Morpork where you’ll find some of its largest shops.
Dark Museum – Dr. Hix hoped to acquire Ridcully’s foot-the-ball whistle for display there.
Genua – Main setting of Witches Abroad. Sounds like Genoa. Feels like New Orleans.
Botney Street – In Dolly Sisters. Pepe thought Glenda came from there based on her accent.
Old Cheese Alley – Lobbin Clout area. Pepe hailed from there.
Old Cobblers – Street from whence the Nobbs clan hails.
Turkey & Vegetables – Pub in Dolly Sisters.
Llamedos – Pllace from which Imp y Celyn hailed. (Nasty when read backwards.)
Klatch – Land of deserts and some jungles. Also the source of the phrase, “Pardon my Klatchian.” The country of Klatch is on the continent of Klatch.
Unki – Apparently a school from which Prof. Macarona got some of his degrees.
QIS – From whence Prof. Macarona got his Magistraludorum.
Chubb – Apparently a school from which Prof. Macarona got some of his degrees.
Bugarup University (BU) – Fourecks equivalent of Ankh-Morpork’s Unseen University for wizards.
Macarona Shipping Company – Owned by Professor Macarona’s grandmother.
Verdant and Scour – Makes cigarettes specially for Archchancellor Henry.
Wizla Tobacco, Snuff and Rolling Paper Company – Produce cigarette cards of significant wizards, especially from Pseudopolis where they are headquartered.
Opera House – Center of Ankh-Morpork. The (new) City Watch house sits opposite it in Pseudopolis Yard.
Sator Square – The area just outside Unseen University often occupied by many merchants.
Loko Region – Where you’ll find the Cave of Jars.
Hippo, The – A lozenge-shaped road. The area is known to host sporting events.
Sto Lat – A small city in the Sto Plains, first mentioned in passing in Equal Rites. Home of King Olerve and Princess Keli.
Lancre – A small kingdom in the Ramtops. Home of Nanny Ogg and several other witches and wizards.
Boffo Novelty & Joke Shop, The – In Tenth Egg Street, Ankh-Morpork. Patronized by Miss Treason…a lot.
Orc Deep – Site of the last known battle in which orcs were…used.
Hen and Chickens Court – Presumably near (or the same as?) Hen and Chickens Field. Moist von Lipwig had a trunk stored there with (I) Don’t Know Jack.
Ephebe – Located across the Djel (or Djelibeybi, if you prefer) from Tsort. Home of philosophers.
Burleigh and Stronginthearm’s – Crossbow makers to the nobility. That pretty much says it all.
Broad Way – One of Ankh-Morpork’s busiest streets. Intersects the Street of Small Gods.
Pseudopolis Yard – Ankh-Morpork, not Pseudopolis. A circular street located at the city’s center. The Opera House and City Watch are on it.
Cockbill Street – Where Sam Vimes grew up. Poorest part of Ankh-Morpork.
Five Ways – Junction of Quirm Street, Goose Gate, Quarry Lane, The Hippo, and Chitterling Street.
Cladh – In Llamedos. Known for its Great Bronze Spoon.
Sto Plains – Area in which the cities of Sto Lat, Sto Helit, and Ankh-Morpork are located.
Tenth Egg Street – Street of small traders including Boffo’s and Pointer & Pickles. There’s a gang in the area, but I can’t think of its name.
