Here’s the list of the important mates in The Last Continent. Good on yer, if yew find the alphabetical list here.
Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.
McAbre – Head Beldlow (policeman) at Unseen University. Responsible (loosely speaking) for the Ceremony of the Keys.
Bursar, The – At UU, but not a wizard. Needs his dried frog pills. Aka Mr. Dinwiddie.
Dean of Pentacles – Wizard of UU who thought there was too much sex “these days”.
(Head) Librarian – Formerly human, now simian. Favorite (and nearly only) word: Oook.
Lecturer in Recent Runes – Wizard at UU. Contrived wearing false beards over their beards as a disguise.
Ponder Stibbons – A student wizard. Reader in Invisible Writings. Often the brains of UU.
Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully the Brown – Prominent leader of Unseen University. Sorta good at what he does – whatever that is.
Senior Wrangler – Wizard at UU. This is an actual position in the Roundworld as well.
Doughnut Jimmy / James Folsom – Horse doctor to the stars of Discworld.
Mrs Whitlow – Chief servant, Aye believe, at Unseen University. A psychic.
Strewth – Opal miner in Fourecks who found an “opal” egg that hatched The Luggage.
Weezencake – Creator of the Unreliable Algorithm used to assemble “new” books in L-space.
King Herod – Roundworld ruler in ancient Israel. Compared, unfavorably, to Ridcully.
Chair of Indefinite Studies – Overweight wizard of UU. In on the discussion of the moving picture Blown Away.
“Bogeyboy” Swallett – Led an (eventually unsuccessful) expedition to find the Lost Reading Room.
Rincewind – A seemingly minor wizard who plays a major role in several Discworld novels. He is extremely good at running away.
Professor of Recondite Architecture and Origami Map Folding – Useful man for finding your way around Unseen University.
Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography – Came to an end (except for his boots) on Mono Island. Rincewind was appointed his successor.
Lecturer in Creative Uncertainty – Claimed he was both “in” and “out” of his office at UU until such time as someone knocked on his door.
Wally Sluvver – Taught for three years post mortem at UU.
Sir Roderick Purdeigh – Spent years looking for Fourecks but never found it. Included in an entry in Lives of the Very Dull People.
Gertrude Plusher – Known to the Bursar. Face like a brick.
Wasport – Author of Lives of Very Dull People.
Wrencher – Author of Snakes of All Nations.
Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.
Death of Rats – Once part of Death, he retained his own identity even after Bill Door ceased to be.
Alberto Malich the Wise (Albert) – Founder of Unseen University. “Wise” may just be an honorarium. Death’s housekeeper.
Archchancellor Bewdley – Accidentally opened a magical hole in his left boot.
Galder Weatherwax – Supreme Grand Conjuror of the Order of the Silver Star, Lord Imperial of the Sacred Staff, Eighth Level Ipsissimus and 304th Chancellor of Unseen University…to his friends.
Medley the Medical Kleptomaniac – Found, by the Watch, to have collected more eyeballs than Blind Io had.
Scrappy – A kangaroo who claims he’s there to help Rincewind in Fourecks.
Luggage, The – A mysterious box made of sapient pearwood that ambles about on hundreds of tiny feet. It arrived in Ankh-Morpork with Twoflower.
Hoki – God of practical jokes. Banished from Dunmanifestin.
Ossory – A Great Prophet often quoted by Brutha. Wrote the Book of St Ossory.
Mad – A funny – as in, weird – thing happened to him on the way to NoThingfjord. Gave a ride to Rincewind in Fourecks.
Crocodile Dongo – Aka Crocodile Crocodile. Runf a pub in Dijabringabeeralong.
Hollowlog Joe – Patron of Crocodile’s pub.
Queen Zazumba – Leader of Sumtri Island. While on Mono Island, Mrs. Whitlow imitated her attire which was much appreciated by the Senior Wrangler.
Daggy – Has a shearing gang in Fourecks. Rincewind lost his money playing Two Up with the gang.
Petunia, The Desert Princess – Drag group consisting of Neilette, Letitia, and Darleen. The Luggage gets a ride in their cart.
Snowy – Horse owned for a questionable amount of time by Daggy. He gave it to Rincewind so he could get to Bugarup. Snowy is a very special horse.
Remorse – Leader of a bunch of stockmen who are chasing some horses and encounter Rincewind on Snowy.
Clancy (Fourecks) – Works for Remorse. Good at making up Ecksian slang.
Mr Whitlow – Assumed husband of Mrs. Whitlow, mentioned in passing.
God of Evolution – On Mono Island, he gets a whole new perspective on things after “the talk” with Mrs. Whitlow.
Tinhead Ned – Escape artist, of a sort. His note on the prison ceiling helped Rincewind escape too.
Greg – Assistant to the head gaoler in Bugarup.
Vince – Assistant to the head gaoler in Bugarup.
Larrikin Larry – Lost his head (literally) when hanged in Fourecks.
“Dicky” Bird – Wizard who was highly susceptible to magical fields.
Fair Go Dibbler – Fourecks incarnation of C.M.O.T. Dibbler in Ankh-Morpork.
Duncan – Fair Go Dibbler’s mate.
Mrs Dibbler (of Fair Go) – Mate of Fair Go Dibbler.
Cut-me-own-throat (C.M.O.T) Dibbler – Originally known as Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler. Entrepreneur (unsuccessful). Will sell you a “pig” sausage innabun. Don’t ask questions.
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala-san – Entrepreneur in the Agatean Empire.
Al-jibla(h) – Klatchian counterpart to C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang – Country unknown. (Would likely be Asiatic on the Roundworld.)
Dib Diblossonson – Country unknown. Probably a dwarf. (Would likely be Scandinavian on the Roundworld.)
May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Icehole Dibooki – Country unknown. (Would likely be Eskimo on the Roundworld.)
Swallow-Me-Own-Blowdart Dlang-Dlang – Country unknown. Possibly Klatchian.
Machiavelli – Roundworld personality. He couldn’t have run a whelk stall compared to the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.
Ly Tin Wheedle – A famous philosopher. I’m certain his name means something, but I don’t know what.
Charley (cook) – Head cook at the Bugarup Opera House. Has a problem with the name Dame Nellie Butt. Can’t imagine why.
Nunco – Cook who invented the Strawberry Sackville.
Dame Wendy Sackville – For whom the Strawberry Sackville is named.
Imposo – Cook who invented the Apple Glazier.
Dame Margyreen Glazier – For who the Apple Glazier is named.
Dame Janeen Ormulu – For whom the Orange Ormulu is named (by Charley’s father).
Dame Nellie Butt – For whom Rincewind named the Peach Nellie.
Ron (cook) – Assistant cook at the Bugarup Opera House.
Idle Ahmed – Owns a shop (probably a grocery) in Bugarup.
Lisa Delight – Former soprano with the Bugarup Opera House. Not known for a dessert.
Sid – Assistant cook at the Bugarup Opera House. Opens the door for the gaolers chasing Rincewind.
Cohen the Barbarian – Ghenghiz Cohen. The Disc’s greatest warrior, a legend in his own time. Or as he says, “I’m a lifetime in my own legend.”
Letitia – The Petunia member in the blue spangled dress.
Darleen – Petunia member who can do an awesome performance of Prancing Queen.
Neilette – Replaced her bother, Noelene, in Petunia.
“Cruddy” Trusset – Contemporary of Ponder Stibbons. He has good hair.
“Rubber” Houser – Invented the Graphical Device.
Neolene – Brother of Neilette. Former Petunia member.
Farter Carter – With Really Pants, would put on a show at Hogswatch parties.
Ronald “Really” Pants – With Farter Carter, would put on a show at Hogswatch parties.
Tezumen – People of the Tezuman Empire.
Dean B. Smoth – Dean of Bugarup University.
Archchancellor Bill Rincewind – Archchancellor of Bugarup University.
Salid – An artist in Fourecks. Actually an arty blager.
Maxwell – Created the Impressive Separator spell that used nano-demons to unmix two things.
Bonza Charlie – Created (earlier) the equivalent of Maxwell’s Impressive Separator in Fourecks.
Clive – With Shirl, Gerleen, and a mate, planned to go to Ankh-Morpork from Fourecks.
Shirl – With Clive, Gerleen, and a mate, planned to go to Ankh-Morpork from Fourecks.
Gerleen – With Clive, Shirl, and a mate, planned to go to Ankh-Morpork from Fourecks.
Germaine Trifle – Latest soprano at the Bugarup Opera House. Charley the cook approves.
Bluey – Watchman in Fourecks.