This here’s the alphabetical list of the persons in The Last Continent. Strewth! The chronological list is on this page.
Al-jibla(h) – Klatchian counterpart to C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
Alberto Malich the Wise (Albert) – Founder of Unseen University. “Wise” may just be an honorarium. Death’s housekeeper.
Archchancellor Bewdley – Accidentally opened a magical hole in his left boot.
Archchancellor Bill Rincewind – Archchancellor of Bugarup University.
Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully the Brown – Prominent leader of Unseen University. Sorta good at what he does – whatever that is.
Bluey – Watchman in Fourecks.
“Bogeyboy” Swallett – Led an (eventually unsuccessful) expedition to find the Lost Reading Room.
Bonza Charlie – Created (earlier) the equivalent of Maxwell’s Impressive Separator in Fourecks.
Bursar, The – At UU, but not a wizard. Needs his dried frog pills. Aka Mr. Dinwiddie.
Chair of Indefinite Studies – Overweight wizard of UU. In on the discussion of the moving picture Blown Away.
Charley (cook) – Head cook at the Bugarup Opera House. Has a problem with the name Dame Nellie Butt. Can’t imagine why.
Clancy (Fourecks) – Works for Remorse. Good at making up Ecksian slang.
Clive – With Shirl, Gerleen, and a mate, planned to go to Ankh-Morpork from Fourecks.
Cohen the Barbarian – Ghenghiz Cohen. The Disc’s greatest warrior, a legend in his own time. Or as he says, “I’m a lifetime in my own legend.”
Crocodile Dongo – Aka Crocodile Crocodile. Runf a pub in Dijabringabeeralong.
“Cruddy” Trusset – Contemporary of Ponder Stibbons. He has good hair.
Cut-me-own-throat (C.M.O.T) Dibbler – Originally known as Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler. Entrepreneur (unsuccessful). Will sell you a “pig” sausage innabun. Don’t ask questions.
Daggy – Has a shearing gang in Fourecks. Rincewind lost his money playing Two Up with the gang.
Dame Janeen Ormulu – For whom the Orange Ormulu is named (by Charley’s father).
Dame Margyreen Glazier – For who the Apple Glazier is named.
Dame Nellie Butt – For whom Rincewind named the Peach Nellie.
Dame Wendy Sackville – For whom the Strawberry Sackville is named.
Darleen – Petunia member who can do an awesome performance of Prancing Queen.
Dean B. Smoth – Dean of Bugarup University.
Dean of Pentacles – Wizard of UU who thought there was too much sex “these days”.
Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.
Death of Rats – Once part of Death, he retained his own identity even after Bill Door ceased to be.
Dib Diblossonson – Country unknown. Probably a dwarf. (Would likely be Scandinavian on the Roundworld.)
“Dicky” Bird – Wizard who was highly susceptible to magical fields.
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala-san – Entrepreneur in the Agatean Empire.
Doughnut Jimmy / James Folsom – Horse doctor to the stars of Discworld.
Duncan – Fair Go Dibbler’s mate.
Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography – Came to an end (except for his boots) on Mono Island. Rincewind was appointed his successor.
Fair Go Dibbler – Fourecks incarnation of C.M.O.T. Dibbler in Ankh-Morpork.
Farter Carter – With Really Pants, would put on a show at Hogswatch parties.
Galder Weatherwax – Supreme Grand Conjuror of the Order of the Silver Star, Lord Imperial of the Sacred Staff, Eighth Level Ipsissimus and 304th Chancellor of Unseen University…to his friends.
Gerleen – With Clive, Shirl, and a mate, planned to go to Ankh-Morpork from Fourecks.
Germaine Trifle – Latest soprano at the Bugarup Opera House. Charley the cook approves.
Gertrude Plusher – Known to the Bursar. Face like a brick.
God of Evolution – On Mono Island, he gets a whole new perspective on things after “the talk” with Mrs. Whitlow.
Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.
Greg – Assistant to the head gaoler in Bugarup.
Hoki – God of practical jokes. Banished from Dunmanifestin.
Hollowlog Joe – Patron of Crocodile’s pub.
Idle Ahmed – Owns a shop (probably a grocery) in Bugarup.
Imposo – Cook who invented the Apple Glazier.
King Herod – Roundworld ruler in ancient Israel. Compared, unfavorably, to Ridcully.
Larrikin Larry – Lost his head (literally) when hanged in Fourecks.
Lecturer in Recent Runes – Wizard at UU. Contrived wearing false beards over their beards as a disguise.
Lecturer in Creative Uncertainty – Claimed he was both “in” and “out” of his office at UU until such time as someone knocked on his door.
Letitia – The Petunia member in the blue spangled dress.
(Head) Librarian – Formerly human, now simian. Favorite (and nearly only) word: Oook.
Lisa Delight – Former soprano with the Bugarup Opera House. Not known for a dessert.
Luggage, The – A mysterious box made of sapient pearwood that ambles about on hundreds of tiny feet. It arrived in Ankh-Morpork with Twoflower.
Ly Tin Wheedle – A famous philosopher. I’m certain his name means something, but I don’t know what.
Machiavelli – Roundworld personality. He couldn’t have run a whelk stall compared to the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.
Mad – A funny – as in, weird – thing happened to him on the way to NoThingfjord. Gave a ride to Rincewind in Fourecks.
Maxwell – Created the Impressive Separator spell that used nano-demons to unmix two things.
May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Icehole Dibooki – Country unknown. (Would likely be Eskimo on the Roundworld.)
May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang – Country unknown. (Would likely be Asiatic on the Roundworld.)
McAbre – Head Beldlow (policeman) at Unseen University. Responsible (loosely speaking) for the Ceremony of the Keys.
Medley the Medical Kleptomaniac – Found, by the Watch, to have collected more eyeballs than Blind Io had.
Mr Whitlow – Assumed husband of Mrs. Whitlow, mentioned in passing.
Mrs Dibbler (of Fair Go) – Mate of Fair Go Dibbler.
Mrs Whitlow – Chief servant, Aye believe, at Unseen University. A psychic.
Neilette – Replaced her bother, Noelene, in Petunia.
Neolene – Brother of Neilette. Former Petunia member.
Nunco – Cook who invented the Strawberry Sackville.
Ossory – A Great Prophet often quoted by Brutha. Wrote the Book of St Ossory.
Petunia, The Desert Princess – Drag group consisting of Neilette, Letitia, and Darleen. The Luggage gets a ride in their cart.
Ponder Stibbons – A student wizard. Reader in Invisible Writings. Often the brains of UU.
Professor of Recondite Architecture and Origami Map Folding – Useful man for finding your way around Unseen University.
Queen Zazumba – Leader of Sumtri Island. While on Mono Island, Mrs. Whitlow imitated her attire which was much appreciated by the Senior Wrangler.
Remorse – Leader of a bunch of stockmen who are chasing some horses and encounter Rincewind on Snowy.
Rincewind – A seemingly minor wizard who plays a major role in several Discworld novels. He is extremely good at running away.
Sir Roderick Purdeigh – Spent years looking for Fourecks but never found it. Included in an entry in Lives of the Very Dull People.
Ron (cook) – Assistant cook at the Bugarup Opera House.
Ronald “Really” Pants – With Farter Carter, would put on a show at Hogswatch parties.
“Rubber” Houser – Invented the Graphical Device.
Salid – An artist in Fourecks. Actually an arty blager.
Scrappy – A kangaroo who claims he’s there to help Rincewind in Fourecks.
Senior Wrangler – Wizard at UU. This is an actual position in the Roundworld as well.
Shirl – With Clive, Gerleen, and a mate, planned to go to Ankh-Morpork from Fourecks.
Sid – Assistant cook at the Bugarup Opera House. Opens the door for the gaolers chasing Rincewind.
Snowy – Horse owned for a questionable amount of time by Daggy. He gave it to Rincewind so he could get to Bugarup. Snowy is a very special horse.
Strewth – Opal miner in Fourecks who found an “opal” egg that hatched The Luggage.
Swallow-Me-Own-Blowdart Dlang-Dlang – Country unknown. Possibly Klatchian.
Tezumen – People of the Tezuman Empire.
Tinhead Ned – Escape artist, of a sort. His note on the prison ceiling helped Rincewind escape too.
Vince – Assistant to the head gaoler in Bugarup.
Wally Sluvver – Taught for three years post mortem at UU.
Wasport – Author of Lives of Very Dull People.
Weezencake – Creator of the Unreliable Algorithm used to assemble “new” books in L-space.
Wrencher – Author of Snakes of All Nations.