Uberwald isn’t the only place mentioned in The Fifth Elephant, but it almost could have been. This alphabetical list of the places in The Fifth Elephant complements the chronological list you’ll find here.
Ankh-Morpork – The largest city on the Disc where much of the action in the Discworld series takes place. Ruled by the Patrician. Home of Unseen University.
Assassins’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Assassins’ Guild in Ankh-Morpork. Best not to know its exact location.
Bad Heisses Bad – In Uberwald. Seemingly known for its good hot springs.
Badger and Normal – A pyrotechnics firm in Ankh-Morpork. Noted for flares used in Uberwald.
Big Tusk – In Uberwald. Has fat wells of questionable long-term quality.
Bonk – Properly pronounced Be-yonk. In Uberwald, home to Lady Margolotta, the werewolf clan of Baron Guye von Uberwald, the dwarf Low King, Captain Tantony, and the (nearby) Schmaltzberg fat mines. Not a major tourist attraction.
Borogravia – Small country, next to Uberwald, known for delicious chocolate and its god, Nuggan.
Brass Bridge – One of several bridges in Ankh-Morpork. Probably made mostly of brass or something that looks like it.
Broad Way – One of Ankh-Morpork’s busiest streets. Intersects the Street of Small Gods.
Bucket, The – Owned by Mr Cheese, on Gleam Street.
Bugs – In Uberwald, where the Diet of Bugs was signed.
Bunch of Grapes – Easy Street. Establishment possibly frequented by Captain Vimes.
Cable Street – Ankh-Morpork. A dwarf runs a deli there.
Cape Terror – To get by boat from Ankh-Morpork to places like Ghat, Genua, and Brindisi, you must go around this fearsome cape.
Carters’ and Drovers’ Guild – They complained a lot about the (new) traffic division of the Watch. (Probably justified in doing so.)
Chitterling Street – Likely the same as Chittling Street. If so, it’s near the Shades and has a Watch House where Buggy Swires was stationed.
Chitterling Street Station – Likely the same as Chittling Street Station.
Chocolate Museum – On Vodorny Square in Bonk.
Circle Sea – The main body of water separating the continents of the Disc. Probably responsible for preventing more wars than have already been fought.
Copperhead Mountain – Major peak in Lancre.
Dolly Sisters – Neighborhood now absorbed by Ankh-Morpork. Has a Watch House.
Dwarf Bread Museum – Was curated by the late Mr Hopkinson. Contains unusual baked weaponry.
Easy Street – Ankh-Morpork. Location of the Bunch of Grapes and other pubs.
Fools’ Guild – Formally known as the Guild of Fools and Joculators. No fooling.
Gash – According to Ossory, it has wine presses, but you’d rather be in Hersheba.
Genua – Main setting of Witches Abroad. Sounds like Genoa. Feels like New Orleans.
Ghat – A mysterious land where they believe in vampire watermelons.
Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen – Located in Cable Street.
Gleam Street – Location of The Bucket pub.
Guild of Seamstresses – Ladies of negotiable affection.
Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades – An organization, first encountered in Equal Rites, perhaps known later as simply the Guild of Thieves or Thieves’ Guild.
Hersheba – One of two places the D’regs live – the other being nextdoor Klatch.
Inn of the Fifth Elephant – In Uberwald on the hubwards side of the Wilinus Pass. Vimes and company paid a visit there once.
Kicklebury Street – William Wittles lives there.
Kings Way / Kingsway – Street in Ankh where the d’Eath family lived.
Klatch – Land of deserts and some jungles. Also the source of the phrase, “Pardon my Klatchian.” The country of Klatch is on the continent of Klatch.
Lancre – A small kingdom in the Ramtops. Home of Nanny Ogg and several other witches and wizards.
Llamedos – Pllace from which Imp y Celyn hailed. (Nasty when read backwards.)
Muntab, Theocracy of – It’s calendar counts down instead of up.
Nonesuch Street – It can be confusing to give direction to this street.
NoThingfjord – From whence the dwarf Mad’s family blew in to Fourecks when he was a kid.
Oblong Office – The main room of the Patrician in the Palace. Definitely not the same as the Oval Office.
Opera House – Center of Ankh-Morpork. The (new) City Watch house sits opposite it in Pseudopolis Yard.
Peach Pie Street – Middle of three roads separating UU from the Palace.
Prince Vodorny Square – Location of the Chocolate Museum in Bonk. Where Vimes and Wolfgang had their showdown.
Pseudopolis Yard – Ankh-Morpork, not Pseudopolis. A circular street located at the city’s center. The Opera House and City Watch are on it.
Quirm – A city near Ankh-Morpork, not to be confused with Chirm. Probably.
Ramtop Mountains – One of the main mountain ranges Hubward.
River Smarl – Longest river on the Disc.
Sator Square – The area just outside Unseen University often occupied by many merchants.
Scant Cullot – In Uberwald. Per what Gaspode heard, the residents caught a “wolf” there.
Schmaltzberg – Near Bonk. Famed for the fat mines which legend says came from the Fifth Elephant, a creature that used to support the Disk with the other four but somehow crashed into Uberwald leaving its legacy for inhabitants to discover.
Schmaltzberg Bend – Apparently the location of some of the best fat that Uberwald has to offer.
Shades, The – A section of Ankh-Morpork that is darker (in more ways than one) than it sounds.
Shambling Gate – Main entrance into Ankh-Morpork from the drovers’ trail. Leads to the A-M Cattle Market.
Slake – Small coach stop between Uberwald and Ankh-Morpork.
Slipnir River – Borders Istanzia and Omnia. Cause of one of Vimes’ first diplomatic speeches.
Sto Lat – A small city in the Sto Plains, first mentioned in passing in Equal Rites. Home of King Olerve and Princess Keli.
Sto Plains – Area in which the cities of Sto Lat, Sto Helit, and Ankh-Morpork are located.
Street of Cunning Artificers, The – Ankh-Morpork. Contains just what you think. Only moreso.
Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons, The – Established by Lady Ramkin, it’s a hospital for swamp dragons.
Tailors’ Guild – The reception for the guild’s new president was attended by Vetinari, Lady Sybil, and – for a short time – Commander Vimes.
Treacle Mine Road – Ankh-Morpork. Just off Elm Street.
Überwald – Home to many werewolf, vampires, Igors, and other races. Homeland of Angua and Cheery.
Watch House (Pseudopolis Yard) – Location of Captain / Commander Vimes’ crew.
Watchmen’s Guild – Established by Nobby (1st and possibly only president) and company in opposition to Acting-Captain Colon’s reign.
Whalebone Lane – With Treacle Mine Road and Cable Street, inhabited by many dwarves.
Wilinus – Famed for its Pass that leads into Uberwald.
Wilinus Pass – Dangerous (unless you’re Vimes and Inigo Skimmer) pass leading into Uberwald.
Zambingo – Capital and post city of Howondaland. Misspelled on some maps as Zabingo.
Zephire Street – Where to go if you love chocolate but not money.
