Set largely in Uberwald, expect lots of werewolves and vampires in this chronological list of the persons in The Fifth Elephant. Oh, and Igor’s too. See them all in this alphabetical list as well.
Sergeant Frederick (Fred) Colon – Mainly of the Night Watch. Likes to stay out of trouble – especially other peoples’.
Rodney (aka Ronald?) – Iconograph imp responsible for catching speeders on the Brass Bridge.
All Jolson – Awesome chef on Broad Way and equally awesome eater.
Patrician of Ankh – The leader of the city of Ankh-Morpork. You know him cordially as Havelock Vetinari.
Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John “Nobby” Nobbs – Member of the Night Watch. Species: human. Probably.
Constable Chert – Clamped All Jolson’s cart. (I’m considering this Chert to be different from the Chert mentioned elsewhere.)
Captain Samuel Vimes – Head of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Recovering alcoholic. Eventual spouse of Lady Ramkin and Commander of the Watch.
Captain / Corporal Carrot Ironfoundersson – Member of the Night Watch. Adopted dwarf. Possibly king of Ankh-Morpork. Later promoted to Captain.
Bluejohn – Troll conscripted for the Watch.
Gimlet Gimlet – Owns the Hole Food Delicatessen.
Lady Sybil Deidre Oglivanna Ramkin – Caretaker of swamp dragons and eventual spouse of Commander Vimes. Richest person in Ankh-Morpork.
Delphine Angua von Uberwald – First werewolf and female in the Watch. Very close friend of Carrot.
Detritus – A troll who eventually becomes a leading member of the Watch.
Corporal Cheery Littlebottom (Cheri) – Alchemist, female dwarf in the Watch.
Constable Buggy Swires – Gnome in the Airborne Section of the Watch.
Done It Duncan – Claims to have done every crime in Ankh-Morpork.
Coalface – Troll who “never took nuffin.”
Crunchie Ron – Everyone (except Done It Duncan) says he did the job at the goldsmith’s.
B’hrian Bloodaxe – Famed for his Battle Bread used at the Battle of Koom Valley.
Rhys Rhysson – He (actually, she) is the Low King of the dwarfs.
Albrecht Albrechtson – A Deep-Downer dwarf who is an expert regarding the Scone of Stone, in particular, how original it isn’t.
Lady Margolotta – A leading vampire of Bonk in Uberwald.
Lord Rust – Aristocrat not interested in Edward d’Eath’s plot.
Lord Robert Selachii – An assassin. Member of a prominent family in Ankh-Morpork.
Igor (Margolotta’s) – Servant of Lady Margolotta in Bonk.
Willikins – Butler of Lady Ramkin.
Mme Serafine Soxe-Bloomberg – Aka Yellowfang. Mother of Angua.
Mrs Content – Possible midwife who tells Sybil Ramkin she and Sam will have a baby.
Harry “The Boltcutter” Weems – May have been in a fight with Vimes – either him or someone with a name like that.
Constable Ping – Discovered that the Scone of Stone was missing from the museum.
Wolfgang von Uberwald – Angua’s mostly insane brother.
Baron Guye von Uberwald – Aka Silvertail. Father of Angua.
Inigo Skimmer – Assassin assigned to protect Vimes in Uberwald. Defeated by Wolfgang. Mhm, mhm.
Abba Stronginthearm – Dwarf added to the Watch.
Wallace Sonky – Manufactured products – of all sorts, but especially one kind (known as Sonkies) – made of rubber.
Leonard of Quirm – Painter, inventor. (Think, da Vinci.)
Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.
Reg Shoe – Undead head of the Fresh Start Club. Also a constable of the Watch.
Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets – Call him Visit or Washpot, for short.
Constable Downspout – Gargoyle member of the Watch.
Bishop Horn – Main character in all the great flood accounts bore a resemblance to him.
Zebedinah – Messenger pigeon from Constable Shoe.
Josiah Frument – With his Sons, were Seed Merchants (pigeon feed).
Om – From which Omnia takes its name. Traveled in the form of a tortoise in Brutha’s time.
Wilhelmina – Messenger pigeon of Sergeant Angua’s.
(Rufus) Drumknott – Lord Vetinari’s servant.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog – An amazing canine who could talk (temporarily) in Holy Wood. Also a friend of Angua.
Nervous Nigel – Carrot threatened to use him to track Angua instead of Gaspode. Gaspode objected.
Ossory – A Great Prophet often quoted by Brutha. Wrote the Book of St Ossory.
Chalky – Troll who ran an all-night pottery, a wholesale building supply, and a print shop.
Don’t Know Jack – Pinched some silver in Sto Lat. The Clacks caught up with him.
Sergeant Edge – Sto Lat Watchman. Sent the Clacks that caught Don’t Know Jack.
Washable Topsy – Informant who worked in the Assassins’ Guild laundry.
Gilbert Gilbert – Apparently an informant who always seems to know what’s going on.
Oolites – A nasty, but sleepy, people.
Hrolf Thighbiter – Asked Cheery out on a date.
Constable Hacknee – Had Views on what watchmen should be paid.
Posh Wally – For some reason, he was flashing around a lot of money, per Hacknee.
Wussie Staid – Janitor at the Assassins’ Guild who owed Stronginthearm a favor.
Constable Flint – Troll who worked in the armory. Now on the Watch.
Foul Ole Ron – Beggar who saw Angua in the nudd. “Millennium hand and shrimp!”
Asshole – Sorry, but that’s the wolf’s name.
Eustace Bassingly-Gore, The Honorable – Assassin who failed to kill Vimes. Vimes dispatched him to Ghat.
Richard Liddeley, Sir – Apparently attempted to assassinate Vimes. Was found in Sator Square painted pink and with a flag stuck…somewhere.
Gavin – Wolf who befriends Angua and Carrot but is killed by Wolfgang.
Dorfl – Golem in Long Hogmeat. Eventually given a voice and made a constable of the Watch. Helps other golems own themselves.
Captain Tantony – Watchman in Bonk. He and Vimes help each other.
Elsa von Uberwald – Angua’s sister.
Andrei von Uberwald – Angua’s brother.
Wando Sleeps – Resident (ambassador) of the Ankh-Morporkian embassy in Bonk who has gone missing, according to Igor.
Igor (Bonk embassy) – Ran the Ankh-Morporkian embassy in Bonk. The building used to belong to the Count von Uberwald.
Dame Venting – Ran a school that Vimes attended as a boy. He became Blackboard Monitor under her watch.
Dee – Ideas-Taster to the Low King of the dwarfs. She became friends with Cheery.
Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes – Known as Old Stoneface. Killed the last king of Ankh-Morpork. Ancestor of Commander Samuel Vimes.
Snorey – Cheery’s brother. A knockerman who died in an explosion somewhere under Borogravia.
Igor (Serafine’s) – Serves all the Baron’s family but especially commanded by Serafine.
No Way José – Named as a witness to a boat theft.
Cumbling Michael – Beggar who (unnecessarily) admits the death of Lettice Knibbs.
Dozy Longfinger – Former Captain of the Candles vis a vis the Scone of Stone.
Tooth Fairy – According to Granny, a “very hard-working woman.” Actually, one of several with the same job.
Marquis de Fantailler – Creator of a list of rules for pugilism. It wasn’t a very good list if you wanted to win.
Irina – One of three sisters who helped Vimes with clothing while he was on the run from Wolfgang.
Uncle Vanya – Former owner of the clothing given to Vimes by the three sisters.
Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.
Bigger-than-Small-Dave Dave – Apparent criminal Vimes was chasing along Peach Pie Street when he fell off a ledge and saw Death.
Corporal Svetlz – Watchman under orders from Tantony in Bonk.
Boulder der Lintel – According to Detritus, Boulder did the same thing with his bag of gravel that Detritus would do with Vimes’ order (that Vimes didn’t really want him to obey).
Uncle Ulf – Angua’s uncle.
Aunt Hilda – Angua’s aunt.
Magwen – Werewolf in Wolfgang’s pack.
Nancy – Werewolf in Wolfgang’s pack.
Unity – Werewolf in Wolfgang’s pack.
Mr Crapancy – Assume spelling is correct. Originally Crapanthy from Igor. Igor had his kidneys available, following the avalanche.
Miss Prodzky – Could use Igor’s hip joints.
Eats Wrong Meat – Wolf defeated (not killed) by Carrot.
Dr Thaumic – Worked on the other side of the mountain from Bonk. Had an Igor, of course.
Igor (Young) – A pioneer who doesn’t fit in in Uberwald. Goes to Ankh-Morpork to join the Watch.
Eerie – A rabbit with many ears – and multiple other extra parts.
Mrs Colon – Wife of Sgt. Colon of the Night Watch. Works days.