The Fifth Elephant Persons – Alphabetic

Set largely in Uberwald, expect lots of werewolves and vampires in this alphabetical list of the persons in The Fifth Elephant. Oh, and Igor’s too. See them all in this chronological list as well.

Abba Stronginthearm – Dwarf added to the Watch.

Albrecht Albrechtson – A Deep-Downer dwarf who is an expert regarding the Scone of Stone, in particular, how original it isn’t.

All Jolson – Awesome chef on Broad Way and equally awesome eater.

Andrei von Uberwald – Angua’s brother.

Asshole – Sorry, but that’s the wolf’s name.

Aunt Hilda – Angua’s aunt.

B’hrian Bloodaxe – Famed for his Battle Bread used at the Battle of Koom Valley.

Baron Guye von Uberwald – Aka Silvertail. Father of Angua.

Bigger-than-Small-Dave Dave – Apparent criminal Vimes was chasing along Peach Pie Street when he fell off a ledge and saw Death.

Bishop Horn – Main character in all the great flood accounts bore a resemblance to him.

Bluejohn – Troll conscripted for the Watch.

Boulder der Lintel – According to Detritus, Boulder did the same thing with his bag of gravel that Detritus would do with Vimes’ order (that Vimes didn’t really want him to obey).

Captain / Corporal Carrot Ironfoundersson – Member of the Night Watch. Adopted dwarf. Possibly king of Ankh-Morpork. Later promoted to Captain.

Captain Samuel Vimes – Head of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Recovering alcoholic. Eventual spouse of Lady Ramkin and Commander of the Watch.

Captain Tantony – Watchman in Bonk. He and Vimes help each other.

Chalky – Troll who ran an all-night pottery, a wholesale building supply, and a print shop.

Coalface – Troll who “never took nuffin.”

Constable Buggy Swires – Gnome in the Airborne Section of the Watch.

Constable ChertClamped All Jolson’s cart. (I’m considering this Chert to be different from the Chert mentioned elsewhere.)

Constable Downspout – Gargoyle member of the Watch.

Constable Flint – Troll who worked in the armory. Now on the Watch.

Constable Hacknee – Had Views on what watchmen should be paid.

Constable Ping – Discovered that the Scone of Stone was missing from the museum.

Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets – Call him Visit or Washpot, for short.

Corporal Cheery Littlebottom (Cheri) – Alchemist, female dwarf in the Watch.

Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John “Nobby” Nobbs – Member of the Night Watch. Species: human. Probably.

Corporal Svetlz – Watchman under orders from Tantony in Bonk.

Crunchie Ron – Everyone (except Done It Duncan) says he did the job at the goldsmith’s.

Cumbling Michael – Beggar who (unnecessarily) admits the death of Lettice Knibbs.

Dame Venting – Ran a school that Vimes attended as a boy. He became Blackboard Monitor under her watch.

Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.

Dee – Ideas-Taster to the Low King of the dwarfs. She became friends with Cheery.

Delphine Angua von Uberwald – First werewolf and female in the Watch. Very close friend of Carrot.

Detritus – A troll who eventually becomes a leading member of the Watch.

Don’t Know Jack – Pinched some silver in Sto Lat. The Clacks caught up with him.

Done It Duncan – Claims to have done every crime in Ankh-Morpork.

Dorfl – Golem in Long Hogmeat. Eventually given a voice and made a constable of the Watch. Helps other golems own themselves.

Dozy Longfinger – Former Captain of the Candles vis a vis the Scone of Stone.

Dr Thaumic – Worked on the other side of the mountain from Bonk. Had an Igor, of course.

(Rufus) Drumknott – Lord Vetinari’s servant.

Eats Wrong Meat – Wolf defeated (not killed) by Carrot.

Eerie – A rabbit with many ears – and multiple other extra parts.

Elsa von Uberwald – Angua’s sister.

Eustace Bassingly-Gore, The Honorable – Assassin who failed to kill Vimes. Vimes dispatched him to Ghat.

Foul Ole Ron – Beggar who saw Angua in the nudd. “Millennium hand and shrimp!”

Gaspode the Wonder Dog – An amazing canine who could talk (temporarily) in Holy Wood. Also a friend of Angua.

Gavin – Wolf who befriends Angua and Carrot but is killed by Wolfgang.

Gilbert Gilbert – Apparently an informant who always seems to know what’s going on.

Gimlet Gimlet – Owns the Hole Food Delicatessen.

Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.

Harry “The Boltcutter” Weems – May have been in a fight with Vimes – either him or someone with a name like that.

Hrolf Thighbiter – Asked Cheery out on a date.

Igor (Bonk embassy) – Ran the Ankh-Morporkian embassy in Bonk. The building used to belong to the Count von Uberwald.

Igor (Margolotta’s) – Servant of Lady Margolotta in Bonk.

Igor (Serafine’s) – Serves all the Baron’s family but especially commanded by Serafine.

Igor (Young) – A pioneer who doesn’t fit in in Uberwald. Goes to Ankh-Morpork to join the Watch.

Inigo Skimmer – Assassin assigned to protect Vimes in Uberwald. Defeated by Wolfgang. Mhm, mhm.

Irina – One of three sisters who helped Vimes with clothing while he was on the run from Wolfgang.

Josiah Frument – With his Sons, were Seed Merchants (pigeon feed).

Lady Margolotta – A leading vampire of Bonk in Uberwald.

Lady Sybil Deidre Oglivanna Ramkin – Caretaker of swamp dragons and eventual spouse of Commander Vimes. Richest person in Ankh-Morpork.

Leonard of Quirm – Painter, inventor. (Think, da Vinci.)

Lord Robert Selachii – An assassin. Member of a prominent family in Ankh-Morpork.

Lord Rust – Aristocrat not interested in Edward d’Eath’s plot.

Marquis de Fantailler – Creator of a list of rules for pugilism. It wasn’t a very good list if you wanted to win.

Miss Prodzky – Could use Igor’s hip joints.

Mme Serafine Soxe-Bloomberg – Aka Yellowfang. Mother of Angua.

Mr Crapancy – Assume spelling is correct. Originally Crapanthy from Igor. Igor had his kidneys available, following the avalanche.

Mrs Colon – Wife of Sgt. Colon of the Night Watch. Works days.

Mrs Content – Possible midwife who tells Sybil Ramkin she and Sam will have a baby.

Nancy – Werewolf in Wolfgang’s pack.

Nervous Nigel – Carrot threatened to use him to track Angua instead of Gaspode. Gaspode objected.

No Way José – Named as a witness to a boat theft.

Om – From which Omnia takes its name. Traveled in the form of a tortoise in Brutha’s time.

Oolites – A nasty, but sleepy, people.

Ossory – A Great Prophet often quoted by Brutha. Wrote the Book of St Ossory.

Patrician of Ankh – The leader of the city of Ankh-Morpork. You know him cordially as Havelock Vetinari.

Posh Wally – For some reason, he was flashing around a lot of money, per Hacknee.

Reg Shoe – Undead head of the Fresh Start Club. Also a constable of the Watch.

Rhys Rhysson – He (actually, she) is the Low King of the dwarfs.

Richard Liddeley, Sir – Apparently attempted to assassinate Vimes. Was found in Sator Square painted pink and with a flag stuck…somewhere.

Rodney (aka Ronald?) – Iconograph imp responsible for catching speeders on the Brass Bridge.

Sergeant Edge – Sto Lat Watchman. Sent the Clacks that caught Don’t Know Jack.

Sergeant Frederick (Fred) Colon – Mainly of the Night Watch. Likes to stay out of trouble – especially other peoples’.

Snorey – Cheery’s brother. A knockerman who died in an explosion somewhere under Borogravia.

Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes – Known as Old Stoneface. Killed the last king of Ankh-Morpork. Ancestor of Commander Samuel Vimes.

Tooth Fairy – According to Granny, a “very hard-working woman.” Actually, one of several with the same job.

Uncle Ulf – Angua’s uncle.

Uncle Vanya – Former owner of the clothing given to Vimes by the three sisters.

Unity – Werewolf in Wolfgang’s pack.

Wallace Sonky – Manufactured products – of all sorts, but especially one kind (known as Sonkies) – made of rubber.

Wando Sleeps – Resident (ambassador) of the Ankh-Morporkian embassy in Bonk who has gone missing, according to Igor.

Washable Topsy – Informant who worked in the Assassins’ Guild laundry.

Wilhelmina – Messenger pigeon of Sergeant Angua’s.

Willikins – Butler of Lady Ramkin.

Wolfgang von Uberwald – Angua’s mostly insane brother.

Wussie Staid – Janitor at the Assassins’ Guild who owed Stronginthearm a favor.

Zebedinah – Messenger pigeon from Constable Shoe.

Article Name
The Fifth Elephant Persons - Alphabetic
Alphabetical list of the persons in The Fifth Elephant.
Publisher Name
Narrativium Reviews
Publisher Logo