Monstrous Regiment Things – Alphabetic

Unsurprisingly, there are a lot of books about war in this alphabetical list of things in Monstrous Regiment. See them in chronological order here.

Ankh-Morpork Times, The – Newspaper started by William de Worde.

Art of Defense, The – Owned by Lieutenant Blouse.

Battle Studies – Owned by Lieutenant Blouse.

Blackheart Tobacco – Favored, over Jolly Sailor, by Sergeant Jackrum.

Book of Nuggan – Containing the abominations (at least 6668) unto Nuggan within.

Borogravian National Anthem – It goes as follows. (Tune unknown, thankfully.)

Awake, ye sons of the Motherland!
Taste no more the wine of the sour apples
Woodsmen, grasp your choppers!
Farmers, slaughter with the tool formerly used for lifting beets the foe!
Frustrate the endless wiles of our enemies
We into the darkness march singing
Against the whole world in arms coming
But see the golden light upon the mountain tops!
The new day is a great big fish!

Burleigh and Stronginthearm Number Five Recurved – “A real killing weapon”, made in Ankh-Morpork, possessed by a Zlobenian soldier.

Comedy of Cuckolds, A – Lieutenant Blouse once played the part of Lady Spritely in this play.

Craft of War, The – Owned by Lieutenant Blouse.

Electrick Floorbanger – Drink that even some trolls can’t handle.

First Heavy Dragoons – Prince Heinrich’s Zlobenian outfit.

Ins-and-Outs – Aka the Tenth Foot and the Cheesemongers. Sergeant Jackrum and his “lads”, including Polly Perks.

Jolly Sailor Tobacco – Appreciated by Granny Aching. If you turn a packet upside down, you can see a nak….

Klatchian Rare Roasted – Coffee promoted…”When a Pickaxe is Not Enough!” Delivered by Buggy Swires for Maladict.

Old Book of Om – Is rather unyielding on the subject of witches.

Principles of Engagement – Owned by Lieutenant Blouse.

Tactical Defense – Owned by Lieutenant Blouse.

Tacticus: The Campaigns – Owned by Lieutenant Blouse.

‘Tis Pity She’s a Tree – Lieutenant blouse once played the part of the Widow Trembler in this play.

Treaty of Lint – Confirmed that the Kneck province was Borogravian. Presumably it did more as well, but maybe not.

Unorthodox Potato Church – Not to be confused with the Plain, Ancient, Orthodox, or Reformed Potato Churches.

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Monstrous Regiment Things - Alphabetic
Alphabetical list of the things in Monstrous Regiment.
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Narrativium Reviews
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