Men at Arms Places – Alphabetic

Alphabetical list of places in Men at Arms: below.
Chronological list of place in Men at Arms: there.

Acre Alley – Vimes’ boots recognized the place.

Ankh-Morpork – The largest city on the Disc where much of the action in the Discworld series takes place. Ruled by the Patrician. Home of Unseen University.

Ankh (River) – That which divides Ankh the city from Morpork. You can usually walk on the surface of the Ankh, even if you’re not a deity.

Armory – Ankh-Morpork’s store of confiscated (etc.) weapons.

Assassins’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Assassins’ Guild in Ankh-Morpork. Best not to know its exact location.

Bakers’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Bakers’ Guild. Located on Baker Street.

Beggars’ Guild – Building in Ankh-Morpork where the Beggars’ Guild has its headquarters.

Borborygmic Lane – Connects Mormius Street to Whilcom Alley. Now you know.

Brass Bridge – One of several bridges in Ankh-Morpork. Probably made mostly of brass or something that looks like it.

Broad Way – One of Ankh-Morpork’s busiest streets. Intersects the Street of Small Gods.

Bucket, The – Owned by Mr Cheese, on Gleam Street.

Butchers’ Guild – Led by Gerhardt Sock.

Butts Treat – Location of archery practice targets.

Cable Street – Ankh-Morpork. A dwarf runs a deli there.

Chalky the Troll’s All-Night Pottery – Once smashed by dwarves.

Civilian Street – May not be an actual street. Detritus says he was trained for a job there.

Colossus of Morpork – Constructed by Bloody Stupid Johnson.*

Copperhead Mountain – Major peak in Lancre.

Corksock’s Natty Clothing Co. – Has a wooden dummy that was recruited by Detritus.

Dagon Street – Location of Mr Hong’s Three Jolly Luck Fish Bar.

Deosil Gate – One of several gates into the city of Ankh-Morpork. One of the first to collapse in a (recent) city-wide fire.

Discworld – First mentioned in Equal Rites, this is the place where it all hits the…er…takes place.

Dog Guild – Led by Big Fido until the poodle’s death.

Dolly Sisters – Neighborhood now absorbed by Ankh-Morpork. Has a Watch House.

Dungeon Dimensions – Where all the demons (and much worse) live.

Dunmanifestin – The home of the major gods, those with too many followers to be included in the Temple of Small Gods. Located atop Cori Celesti at the Hub of the Disc.

Easy Street – Ankh-Morpork. Location of the Bunch of Grapes and other pubs.

Elm Street – Ankh-Morpork. Has a mortuary.

Fat Sally’s – A Klatchian coffee shop in Squeezebelly Alley.

Filigree Street – Forms a T with Short Street at the latter’s turnwise end. The Broken / Mended Drum is located at this intersection.

Fools’ Guild – Formally known as the Guild of Fools and Joculators. No fooling.

Gamblers’ Guild – Located opposite the Alchemists’ Guild house. Think about it.

Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen – Located in Cable Street.

Gleam Street – Location of The Bucket pub.

God Street – Intersects with Blood Alley. Curry Gardens sits on one of the corners of said intersection.

Grope Alley – Tunnel-like due to the construction of buildings along its length.

Guild of Merchants (and Traders) – Possibly fictitious location for possibly fictitious members (originally) created by Rerpf. Later became a valid establishment in Ankh-Morpork.

Guild of Seamstresses – Ladies of negotiable affection.

Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades – An organization, first encountered in Equal Rites, perhaps known later as simply the Guild of Thieves or Thieves’ Guild.

Halls of Elven Perfume and Rouge Co. – Owned by Grabpot Thundergust. Also referred to as his Cosmetic Factory.

Harga’s House of Ribs – An eatery down by the docks in Ankh-Morpork. Death once occupied its kitchen.

Holofernes Street – Came up in conversation between Vimes and Cornice-overloooking-Broadway.

Howondaland – A place of steaming forests where Hrun the Barbarian has done some of his best work.

Hub Gate – An Ankh-Morporkian gate closest to the Hub; that is, the center of the Disc.

Kings Way / Kingsway – Street in Ankh where the d’Eath family lived.

Knuckle Passage – Near the Watch House and Zorgo’s.

Koom Valley – Location of an historic battle between dwarves and trolls.

Lancre – A small kingdom in the Ramtops. Home of Nanny Ogg and several other witches and wizards.

Lobsneaks – Where Annabel Curry lives.

Mincing Street – Where Skully Maltoon used to live in Ankh-Morpork. Also where widow Gaskin lives.

Mormius Street – Part of a maze of pathways that gets you from Broad Way to Zephire and back.

Morphic Street – Location of the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons.

Morpork Road – Location of the pork futures warehouse.

Oblong Office – The main room of the Patrician in the Palace. Definitely not the same as the Oval Office.

Patrician’s Palace – Ankh-Morpork. Theoretically the most important building in the city.

Peach Pie Street – Middle of three roads separating UU from the Palace.

Phedre Road – Has tanneries, brick kilns, and timber yards.

Post Office – On Broad Way, opposite the Patrician’s Palace, Ankh-Morpork.

Prouts (Street) – Nothing significant on this street.

Pseudopolis – A major city on the Disc. In The Colour of Magic, Death is headed there because of the white plague striking the city. Home of Eric.

Pseudopolis Yard – Ankh-Morpork, not Pseudopolis. A circular street located at the city’s center. The Opera House and City Watch are on it.

Pugnant’s – Vimes noted the roof was empty.

Quarry Lane – Heavily populated by trolls.

Quirm – A city near Ankh-Morpork, not to be confused with Chirm. Probably.

Quirm Manor – Landscaped, so to speak, by Bloody Stupid Johnson.

Ramtop Mountains – One of the main mountain ranges Hubward.

Rime Street – Cross street to Frost Alley. Cool place.

River Gate – Ankh-Morporkian gate that opens near the river Ankh.

Sator Square – The area just outside Unseen University often occupied by many merchants.

Scoone Avenue – Ankh-Morpork. Location of the Ramkin estate.

Shades, The – A section of Ankh-Morpork that is darker (in more ways than one) than it sounds.

Sheer Street – A fortune teller had his crystal ball stolen there.

Shirt Alley – Really can’t get from here to Broad Way unless you’re a dog.

Short Street – One of the longest streets in Ankh-Morpork.

Slice Mountain – Where Bauxite the troll hails from.

Spiteful Sisters of Seven-Handed Sek Charity School – Where Annabel Curry attends.

Squeezebelly Alley – Location of Fat Sally’s coffee shop.

Street of Alchemists – In Ankh-Morpork, where the alchemists live and work, except after an explosion.

Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons, The – Established by Lady Ramkin, it’s a hospital for swamp dragons.

Sweetheart Lane – The Shades, Ankh-Morpork. Not likely on your way home.

Teachers’ Guild – Building housing the members of the Teachers’ Guild. Headed by Master Greetling.

Temple of Fate – Has a black bell.

Temple of Small Gods – Where many gods with few believers take up residence. Not the gods atop Cori Celesti.

Three Jolly Luck Take-Away Fish Bar – Built on the site of the old temple in Dagon Street on the night of the Winter Solstice which also featured a full moon. Yeah, that place.

Three Lamps Alley – Connects the Street of Bookkeepers to Short Street.

Tower of Art – The oldest and tallest building on the Disc. Part of Unseen University. Very magical. Not necessarily artful.

Treacle Mine Road – Ankh-Morpork. Just off Elm Street.

Treacle Street – Usually location of the meeting place of the Brethren of Ee, except when there’s a mixup with the fretwork club.

Unseen University – The home of the Disc’s wizards, a very magical place where magic is almost never used, and for good reason. Known as UU, for short. Sometimes misspelled, Unesene.

Via Cloaca – Ancient way located under the current Ankh-Morpork.

Watch House (Pseudopolis Yard) – Location of Captain / Commander Vimes’ crew.

Whalebone Lane – With Treacle Mine Road and Cable Street, inhabited by many dwarves.

Whilom Alley – A piece of the puzzle connecting Broad Way and Zephire. Very significant, that.

Whirligig Alley – Location of the Dwarf Bread Museum.

Whore Pits – Likely just what they sound like. In Ankh-Morpork.

Wixon’s Alley – Location of a candlemaker’s shop over which was a little room that served as Captain Vimes’ home, when he wasn’t at work. So, virtually never. Also where widow Maroon lives.

Zephire Street – Where to go if you love chocolate but not money.

Zorgo the Retrophrenologist’s – The back steps lead to Knuckle Passage.

*Along with the Quirm Memorial and Hanging Gardens of Ankh (see Things in Men at Arms). I couldn’t decide whether to include these 3 items in Places or Things, so I put 1 here and 2 there.

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Men at Arms Places - Alphabetic
Alphabetical list of the places in Men at Arms.
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