Lords and Ladies Persons – Alphabetic

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Agnes Nitt / Perdita X. Dream – Wants to be a “real” witch. Can sing in thirds.

Amanita DeVice – Claims that Diamanda sleeps in a coffin.

Anger Carter – Now an amiable, well-tempered man.

Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully the Brown – Prominent leader of Unseen University. Sorta good at what he does – whatever that is.

Baker – The weaver. One of Lancre’s Morris Men. (Misspelled as Barker once.)

Bestiality Carter – The baker. One of Lancre’s Morris Men. Very kind to animals.

Biddy Spective – Nanny Ogg’s teacher.

Birdwhistle – Wrote Legendes and Antiquities of the Ramptops.

Black Aliss Demurrage – The quintessential witch, the type which most present-day witches now try to avoid being compared to. Nanny Plumb’s teacher.

Brother Perdore – Nine Day Wonderer was to perform the wedding ceremony for Verence and Magrat.

Bursar, The – At UU, but not a wizard. Needs his dried frog pills. Aka Mr. Dinwiddie.

Carbonaceous – Troll who climbed Copperhead with Ridcully back in the day.

Count Casanunda (Casanunder) – Dwarf known as the Disc’s greatest lover.

Charity Carter – Expected to get a dollar’s change out of 75 pence.

Chastity Carter – Became a lady of negotiable affection in Ankh-Morpork.

Cohen the Barbarian – Ghenghiz Cohen. The Disc’s greatest warrior, a legend in his own time. Or as he says, “I’m a lifetime in my own legend.”

Covetousness Carter – Now an amiable, well-tempered man.

Dean – In several novels, his precise office is not specified. Probably Dean of Pentacles.

Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.

Dreen Ogg, Our – Helped clean the wossnames off the floor at Nanny Ogg’s house that the witches had put there during a previous gathering. Good gel, that Dreen.

Eva Carter – The baker’s wife and mother of their several children.

Cohen the Barbarian – Ghenghiz Cohen. The Disc’s greatest warrior, a legend in his own time. Or as he says, “I’m a lifetime in my own legend.”

Goodie Whemper – A research witch – maysherestinpeace – who preceded Magrat Garlick in Mad Stoat. (That’s a place.)

Goody Heggety – Nanny Gripes’s teacher.

Granny Postalute – Went Borrowing one day and never returned. Possibly a bluetit these days.

Granny Weatherwax – The head witch (among equals), especially in Bad Ass country. Given name: Esmerelda. Esme, for short, but only to her closest friends.

Greebo – Nanny Ogg’s cat. He will mate with any unsuspecting female.

Greyhald ‘Tudgy’ Spold – Oldest wizard in The Light Fantastic. Head of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle. One-time Archchancellor of UU.

Herne the Hunted – God of “small furry creatures whose destiny it is to end their lives as a brief, crunchy squeak.” So, god of the chase and the hunt. More or less.

Hodgesaargh – Occupational name. Royal falconer of Lancre castle.

Hope Carter – Grew to be a depressive.

Hwel – The Disc’s answer to Shakespeare. We don’t know what the question was.

Ixolite – Banshee. OoooEeeeOoooEeeeOoooEEEee.

Jason Ogg, Our – One of Nanny Ogg’s many children. Nanny betimes babbysits for Jason’s youngest.

Jealousy Carter – Now an amiable, well-tempered man.

Jim – A coachman who drove the wizards part of the way to Lancre for the wedding.

King Gurnt the Stupid – Of Lancre. Had an idea for an aerial attach force that never got off the ground.

King Ironfoundersson – Dwarf leader at Copperhead. (May be the same who made Magrat’s crown.)

King Lully I – Created Queen Ynci the Short-Tempered.

King of the Elves – Helped defeat the Queen of the Elves. Known for his tonker.

Lady Jane – Hodgesaargh’s ancient and evil-tempered gyrfalcon.

Lancre Morris Men – In no particular order: Jason Ogg the smith, Weaver the thatcher, Bestiality Carter the baker, Obidiah Carpenter the tailor and poacher, Baker the weaver, Thatcher the carter, Tailor the other weaver, and Tinker the tinker.

Lecturer in Recent Runes – Wizard at UU. Contrived wearing false beards over their beards as a disguise.

(Head) Librarian – Formerly human, now simian. Favorite (and nearly only) word: Oook.

Lord Lankin – Only named elf, as of Lords and Ladies.

Lucy Tockley / Diamanda – Wants to be a “real” witch.

Mad King Soup II – Known to Mme Cupidor.

Magrat Garlick – The youngest of the coven of three, with Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg.

Millie Chillum – Queen Magrat’s attendant.

Mme Cupidor – Mistress of Mad King Soup II. Had a wig with a birdcage in it. Had another with a perpetual calendar, floral clock, and take-away linguini shop.

Monks of Cool – Have a tiny, exclusive monastery in a really cool, laid-back valley in the Ramtops.

Mother Peason – Had a hen that laid the same egg 3 times during a whirlwind.

Mr Brooks – Roayl beekeeper at Lancre castle.

Mr Ironfoundersson – Dwarf who made Queen Magrat’s crown.

Mr Quarney – Lancre’s only storekeeper.

Mr Skindle – Owns some goats.

Mr Spriggins – The butler of Lancre castle.

Mr Thrum – Still walks with a limp due to a performance of the Stick and Bucket Dance.

Mrs Persifleur – Hosted Archchancellor Ridcully back in the day.

Mrs Quarney – Witnessed the duel between Granny Weatherwax and Diamanda. Thought it was “wonderful“.

Mrs Scorbic – The cook of Lancre castle.

Mrs Skindle – Insisted that Mr Skindle retrieve the goat before Nanny Ogg started singing in the bath.

Muckloe – Pig farmer in Slice.

Nanna Plumb – Goody Heggety’s teacher.

Nanny Gripes – Granny Weatherwax’s teacher.

Nanny (Gytha) Ogg – A prominent and popular (especially with gentlemen) witch who had 15 children.

Nine Day Wonderers – Religious group of which Brother Perdore is a member.

Obidiah Carpenter – The tailor and poacher. One of Lancre’s Morris Men.

Ohulan Casuals – Morris Men from Ohulan (Cutash) who were defeated by Lancre’s Morris Men.

Old Tockley – Lucy’s father.

Olwyn Vitoller – Head of the troupe of strolling players of which Hwel was chief playwright. Adopted Tomjon at his wife’s insistence.

Palliard girl, now Widow Scrope – Had air-cooled teeth.

Pewsey Ogg – One of Nanny’s grandchildren – the sticky one.

Ponder Stibbons – A student wizard. Reader in Invisible Writings. Often the brains of UU.

Poorchick – Had a cow what gave birth to a seven-headed snake, according to what Jason Ogg says.

Prudence Carter – Now mother of 13 children.

Psychotic Lord Hargon of Quirm – Jokester, as in…How many students can you get in an Iron Maiden?

Queen Agantia of Skund – Made Casanunda a Count for a (not that) small favor.

Queen Amonia – Reigned for about 3 hours because no one found her in the chest in the attic for 7 months.

Queen of the Elves – Nearly kills Granny Weatherwax. But that ate’nt true.

Queen Ynci the Short-Tempered – Magrat’s inspiration for bravery.

Seriph Creosote – Of Al Khali. Of his father originated the phrase, “Rich as Creosote”. (Read about Croesus, if you’re unfamiliar.)

Shawn Ogg, Our – Nanny Ogg’s son who is a guard at Lancre Castle.

Sobriety Ogg – Shawn’s father, so Shawn says.

Spike – Queen Ynci’s favorite war pony.

Strict Offlians – Presumably they have Offler as their god.

Susan / Muscara – Wants to be a “real” witch. (Not Death’s daughter.)

Tailor – The other weaver. One of Lancre’s Morris Men.

Thatcher – The carter. One of Lancre’s Morris Men.

Threepenny (Nitt) – Agnes’s parent.

Tinker – The tinker. One of Lancre’s Morris Men.

Tooth Fairy – According to Granny, a “very hard-working woman.” Actually, one of several with the same job.

Verence, the Fool – Becomes King Verence II when his half brother, Tomjon, decides not to be king of Lancre.

Violet Frottidge / Magenta – Wants to be a “real” witch.

Jarge Weaver – The thatcher. One of Lancre’s Morris Men. Assuming it was the same man who had his back “fixed” by Granny Weatherwax.

Weezen – Of Slice. Shot a hare in the leg. May have been Borrowed by Granny at the time.

William Scrope – Killed by a unicorn from the world of the elves.

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Alphabetical list of the persons in Lords and Ladies
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