Hogfather Things – Chronologic

Some rather…interesting things pop up in this chronological list of things in Hogfather. Click this sentence to see the alphabetical list of the same.

Captain Carrot One Man Night Watch – A toy for nice children…?

Improved Manicure Device – Makes one wonder about the original pre-improved version.

Johnson’s Patent “Typhoon” Superior Indoor Ablutorium with Automatic Soap Dish – Devised by Bloody Stupid Johnson. Commissioned by Archchancellor Weatherwax. Tried out by Archchancellor Ridcully. Once.

Hex – Partly magical computer located in the High Energy Magic Building of Unseen University.

Book of Ossory – Part of the Septateuch.

Wow-wow Sauce – A mixture of scumble, pickled cucumbers, capers, mustard, mangoes, figs, grated wahooni, anchovy essence, asafetida, sulphur, and saltpetre. Archchancellor Ridcully’s favorite.

Englebert’s Enhancer – It, well, enhances other things.

Spold’s Unstirring Divisor – A spell that, while able to separate all the nastiness into a beaker, also places the subject into a somewhat larger beaker in a living condition, broadly speaking.

Scumble – An adult beverage made chiefly from apples. The wise drink it a thimbleful at a time.

Burleigh and Stronginthearm (crossbow) – A quality weapon, especially the “made-to-order job with the oiled walnut stock” that Commander Vimes owned.

Bows and Ammo – Periodical subscribed to by Shawn Ogg.

“Three Wizards” Chardonnay – A white wine oft quaffed at UU banquets.

Winkles’ Old Peculiar – A favorite beer of many in Ankh-Morpork.

Woddeley’s Basic Gods – Includes information about lares and penates. Obvz.

Happy Tales – A six-page book owned (and read often) by Banjo Lilywhite.

Offler’s League of Temperance – Violet the Tooth Fairy was a blue-ribbon-wearing member.

Woddeley’s Occult Sequence – A sequence of magical locks. The solution is known to Mr. Sideney and Mr. Teatime, but unfortunately (and surprisingly) not to Mr. Brown.

Twurp’s Peerage – A proper book that Magrat was fed up with the type of. Vimes considered it the guide to the criminal classes.

Spolt’s Forthright Respirator – A spell that can help (even dead?) people breathe again.

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Hogfather Things - Chronologic
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Chronological list of the important things in Hogfather.
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Narrativium Reviews
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