I debated long and hard – well, longish and hardish – whether or not to make both the alpha and the chrono lists of Things for Guards! Guards! Obviously I lost the debate, and you get both lists.
Cripple Mr Onion – A gambling game of cards at which Granny Weatherwax excels.
Dictionary of City Biography – Known to the Librarian by heart.
Dictionary of Eye Watering Words – Contains such gems as figgin, welchet, gaskin, and moules.
Diseases of the Dragon – By Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Ramkin. Contains such gems as Slab Throat, The Black Tups, Dry Lung, Storge, and Staggers, Heaves, Weeps, Stones.
Door of Knowledge Through Which the Untutored May Not Pass, The – The entrance to the meeting place of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night. It sticks something wicked in the damp.
Jimkin Bearhugger’s Old Selected Dragon’s Blood Whiskey – You could light fires with it, clean spoons…and you didn’t need much of it to be drunk. Also called “Very Fine Whiskey”, though this may be one of several fine distillages.
Laws and Ordinances of The Cities of Ankh And Morpork – Gifted to Corporal Carrot from Mr Varneshi. Cause of the death of Lupine Wonse.
Lacemaking Through the Ages – An apparent favorite of the Patrician.
Merckle and Stingbat’s Very Famous Brown Sauce – Brought by Skrp to Vimes and the Patrician while in the dungeon. (It was supposed to be beer.)
Summoning of Dragons, The – Stolen from the Library by Brother Fingers at the instruction of Lupine Wonse (aka the Supreme Grand Master).