Guards! Guards! Persons – Alphabetic

Persons! Persons! That’s what’s in this alphabetical list. To see the same persons from Guards! Guards! in chronological order, click over to this page.

Abbott Lobsang – The reincarnate Listener, (re)born 53…or 54…times.

Archchancellor (unnamed) of Unseen University – Unfortunately the Archchancellor doesn’t get full billing in this book.

Big Henri – Apparently he was manhandled by Corporal Carrot. He may have been from Quirm.

Bjorn Stronginthearm – Uncle (not metaphorically) of Corporal Carrot’s (adopted) dwarf father. It’s complicated.

Blind Io – Chief of the gods who live at Dunmanifestin. He appears to be blind but has many eyes outside his body.

Brother Doorkeeper – Member of the Elucidated Brethren. A gatekeeper of sorts.

Brother Dunnykin – If you must know, it’s a container for dung. Are you happy now?

Brother Fingers (aka Benji “Lightfoot” Boggis) – Fingers…feet…whatever. You get the idea.

Brother Plasterer – Yes, he worked with plaster in his other life.

Brother Watchtower – Member of the Elucidated Brethren. An overseer of sorts.

Captain Samuel Vimes – Head of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Recovering alcoholic. Eventual spouse of Lady Ramkin and Commander of the Watch.

Charley – A bartender at the Mended Drum. Corporal Carrot arrested him in detail.

Clarence – One of two palace guards arrested by Corporal Carrot.

Captain / Corporal Carrot Ironfoundersson – Member of the Night Watch. Adopted dwarf. Possibly king of Ankh-Morpork. Later promoted to Captain.

Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John “Nobby” Nobbs – Member of the Night Watch. Species: human. Probably.

Cut-me-own-throat (C.M.O.T) Dibbler – Originally known as Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler. Entrepreneur (unsuccessful). Will sell you a “pig” sausage innabun. Don’t ask questions.

Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.

Detritus – A troll who eventually becomes a leading member of the Watch.

Dewdrop Mabelline Talonthrust the First – Swamp dragon. Champion and sire of champions. Likes his belly rubbed.

Duke of Sto Helit (the older) – Responsible for the death of his cousin, the king (Olerve) of Sto Lat.

Earl Hargath, Frenzied – In 1321, a small cloud was prosecuted for covering the sun during the climax of his investiture ceremony.

Errol – Human (probably) brother of Nobby.

Gayheart Talonthrust – Swamp dragon. Of Ankh. Stood fourteen thumbs, toe to matlock (about three foot six inches).

Giggling Lord Smince – Former ruler of Ankh-Morpork. Had his Laugh-A-Minute Dungeon.

Goodboy Bindle Featherstone (aka Errol) – Swamp dragon. Of Quirm. Mascot of the Watch for a time.

Grabber Simmons – “One of the most feared bar-room fighters in the city” of Ankh-Morpork, until Corporal Carrot came along.

Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.

Herbert “Leggy” Gaskin – Poor old Gaskin, former member of the Night Watch, mayherestinpeace. Replaced by Corporal Carrot.

High Priest of Blind Io – Won the right (by a club with nails) to crown the apparent king of Ankh-Morpork.

Holy Balancing Dervishes of Otherz – Perform the short and unnecessary religious observance of tridlins daily – according to the Dictionary of Eye-Watering Words, that is.

Igneous the Troll – Owns an all-night wholesale pottery. Known to C.M.O.T Dibbler. Rebuilt Dorfl, giving him a voice.

Jimkin Bearhugger – Owns a whiskey distillery (one or more) in Ankh.

Lady Brenda Rodley – Aka Her Grace the Dowager Duchess of Quirm. Likes to care for swamp dragons along with Lady Ramkin.

Lady Sybil Deidre Oglivanna Ramkin – Caretaker of swamp dragons and eventual spouse of Commander Vimes. Richest person in Ankh-Morpork.

(Head) Librarian – Formerly human, now simian. Favorite (and nearly only) word: Oook.

Lord Mountjoy Gayscale Talonthrust III – Swamp dragon. Of Ankh. The first dragon that Captain Vimes came to know by name.

Lord Mountjoy Quickfang Winterforth IV – Swamp dragon. Captain Vimes threatened to use him as a weapon – Dirty Harry style.

Lord Snapcase, Psychoneurotic / Mad – In 1401, a colony of bats was executed for persistent curfew violations during his regime.

Lupine Wonse – Secretary to the Patrician. Supreme Grand Master of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night. Couldn’t hold his dragon.

M. C. Escher – Of the roundworld. Mentioned in a footnote (more than one) reference to the topology of the Library at UU.

Magrat Garlick – The youngest of the coven of three, with Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg.

Master Critchley – Member of the Bakers’ Guild, Ankh-Morpork.

Master Greetling – Head of the Teachers’ Guild. Can’t abide loud noises.

Minty Rocksmacker – Dwarf from Corporal Carrot’s early years that he’s rather sweet on.

Moonmist Talonthrust II – Swamp dragon. Once Best of Breed at Pseudopolis.

Moonpenny Duchess Marchpaine – Swamp dragon. Gravid, when Captain Vimes was first introduced.

Mr Varneshi – General store owner in Copperhead. Got Corporal Carrot started on the path to…well, on the path.

Mrs Colon – Wife of Sgt. Colon of the Night Watch. Works days.

Mrs Palm – A lady among ladies (of the night). President of the Seamstresses’ Guild. Befriends (not in that way) Corporal Carrot when he first arrives in Ankh-Morpork. Runs the House of Negotiable Affection.

Nersh the Lunatic – Former ruler of Ankh-Morpork.

Nork the Impaler – Seen lying under a table in the Mended Drum following a meeting with Corporal Carrot.

Patrician of Ankh – The leader of the city of Ankh-Morpork. You know him cordially as Havelock Vetinari.

Reet – Member of the Seamstresses’ Guild. Saved from thieves by Corporal Carrot.

Rodney – May have oppressed Brother Watchtower with his new coach.

Rosie Devant-Molei – Runs the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons.

Sergeant Frederick (Fred) Colon – Mainly of the Night Watch. Likes to stay out of trouble – especially other peoples’.

Sergeant Hummock – Member of the Day Watch, Ankh-Morpork.

Sham Harga – Proprietor of Harga’s House of Ribs. Down by the docks.

Skrp the Rat – Aided the Patrician when he was imprisoned in his own dungeon.

Skully Maltoon – Palace guard. Known to Nobby, according to whom, his mum made cough sweets.

Supreme Grand Master (of the Unique and Supreme Lodge) of the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night – Aka Lupine Wonse.

Talonthrust Vincent (Vinny) Wonderkind – Of Quirm. Being trained as a shoulder-sitter, as they fetch twice the price.

Treebite Brightscale – Of Quirm, presumably. Sire of Errol (the dragon). Owned by Brenda Rodley.

Tubal de Malachite – Author of The Summoning of Dragons.

Urdo van Pew – President of the Thieves’ Guild. Was marched through the streets.

Zebbo Mooty – Thief Third Class. Shoulda been more cautious around dragons.

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Guards! Guards! - Persons Alphabetic
An alphabetical listing of the persons in Guards! Guards!
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