A few things besides clay that are of significance in Feet of Clay. Here you see them in chronological order. There you see them in alphabetical order.
Burleigh and Stronginthearm (crossbow) – A quality weapon, especially the “made-to-order job with the oiled walnut stock” that Commander Vimes owned.
Animal Husbandry – Sergeant Colon owns a copy.
Pantweed’s Slim Panatellas – Vimes preferred smokes.
Iconograph – Twoflower the Tourists is the first one known to bring one to Ankh-Morpork. You’d call it a camera, but I bet your camera doesn’t have an artistic imp inside. At least, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t.
Slab – Ammonium chloride cut with radium. Drug used by trolls. Jus’ say ‘AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH’.
Battle Bread of B’hrian Bloodaxe – The stuff myths are made of.
Quantum Weather Butterfly – Not much is known other than you better watch out if it flaps its wings.
Twurp’s Peerage – A proper book that Magrat was fed up with the type of. Vimes considered it the guide to the criminal classes.
Gloobol’s Salts – Used to help clear the head of the Patrician.
Seven Mountains Games – Snori Shieldbiter used Battle Bread to take the tops off a line of 6 hard-boiled eggs at 50 yards at them.
Apocrypha to The Vengeful Testament of Offler – May contain the words: “Take that, you bastard, we’ve been waiting ages to get you for what you did all those years ago.”
Book of Truth – Cenotine tome from which the golems originally got their commands.
Unadorned Facts – Visit brought Vimes the latest issue of this magazine.
Battle Call – A monthly magazine given by Visit to Vimes. It contains the wisdom of Pastor Nasal Pedler.
Chem – The words inserted into the head of a golem on a piece of paper. They determine its task and function.
Yudasgoat – Goat used to lead cattle to the slaughter. (Based on the roundworld Judas goat.)
Stronginthearm’s Armor Polish for Gleaming Cohorts – An empty tin has been known to contain the Watch’s petty cash.
Rites of Man, The – A work being created by Vetinari.
Winkles’ Old Peculiar – A favorite beer of many in Ankh-Morpork.
Compound of Alchemie, The – Reference work used by Cheery.
Lancre Blue Vein – Presumably cheese. Reacts vigorously with acid.
Rat Surprise – Served at Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen.
Vole-au-vents – Served at Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen.
Cream of Rat – Served at Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen.
Klatchian Hots – Pizza available at Ron’s Pizza Hovel.
Cripple Mr Onion – A gambling game of cards at which Granny Weatherwax excels.
Bearhugger’s The MacAbre – The best whisky available in Ankh-Morpork.
Clammer’s Beefymite Spread – According to Nobby, has more kick that pate de foie gras. But then, what doesn’t?
