Feet of Clay Things – Chronologic

A few things besides clay that are of significance in Feet of Clay. Here you see them in chronological order. There you see them in alphabetical order.

Burleigh and Stronginthearm (crossbow) – A quality weapon, especially the “made-to-order job with the oiled walnut stock” that Commander Vimes owned.

Animal Husbandry – Sergeant Colon owns a copy.

Pantweed’s Slim Panatellas – Vimes preferred smokes.

Iconograph – Twoflower the Tourists is the first one known to bring one to Ankh-Morpork. You’d call it a camera, but I bet your camera doesn’t have an artistic imp inside. At least, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t.

Slab – Ammonium chloride cut with radium. Drug used by trolls. Jus’ say ‘AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH’.

Battle Bread of B’hrian Bloodaxe – The stuff myths are made of.

Quantum Weather Butterfly – Not much is known other than you better watch out if it flaps its wings.

Twurp’s Peerage – A proper book that Magrat was fed up with the type of. Vimes considered it the guide to the criminal classes.

Gloobol’s Salts – Used to help clear the head of the Patrician.

Seven Mountains Games – Snori Shieldbiter used Battle Bread to take the tops off a line of 6 hard-boiled eggs at 50 yards at them.

Apocrypha to The Vengeful Testament of Offler – May contain the words: “Take that, you bastard, we’ve been waiting ages to get you for what you did all those years ago.”

Book of Truth – Cenotine tome from which the golems originally got their commands.

Unadorned Facts – Visit brought Vimes the latest issue of this magazine.

Battle Call – A monthly magazine given by Visit to Vimes. It contains the wisdom of Pastor Nasal Pedler.

Chem – The words inserted into the head of a golem on a piece of paper. They determine its task and function.

Yudasgoat – Goat used to lead cattle to the slaughter. (Based on the roundworld Judas goat.)

Stronginthearm’s Armor Polish for Gleaming Cohorts – An empty tin has been known to contain the Watch’s petty cash.

Rites of Man, The – A work being created by Vetinari.

Winkles’ Old Peculiar – A favorite beer of many in Ankh-Morpork.

Compound of Alchemie, The – Reference work used by Cheery.

Lancre Blue Vein – Presumably cheese. Reacts vigorously with acid.

Rat Surprise – Served at Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen.

Vole-au-vents – Served at Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen.

Cream of Rat – Served at Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen.

Klatchian Hots – Pizza available at Ron’s Pizza Hovel.

Cripple Mr Onion – A gambling game of cards at which Granny Weatherwax excels.

Bearhugger’s The MacAbre – The best whisky available in Ankh-Morpork.

Clammer’s Beefymite Spread – According to Nobby, has more kick that pate de foie gras. But then, what doesn’t?

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Feet of Clay Things - Chronologic
Chronological list of the important things in Feet of Clay.
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Narrativium Reviews
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