Feet of Clay Places – Alphabetic

Following the Feet of Clay in ABC order. To trace them chronologically, look here.

27 Cockbill Street – Home of Mildred Easy, et al.

Agatean Empire – Found on the Counterweight Continent which is diametrically opposite Ankh-Morpork on the Disc.

Alchemists’ Guild – It’s around here somewhere, continually being rebuilt.

Ankh Bridge – The most rimward of Ankh-Morpork’s bridges.

Ankh-Morpork – The largest city on the Disc where much of the action in the Discworld series takes place. Ruled by the Patrician. Home of Unseen University.

Argus Opticians – A vampire was once a sunglasses tester there.

Assassins’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Assassins’ Guild in Ankh-Morpork. Best not to know its exact location.

Bakers’ Guild – Headquarters for the members of the Bakers’ Guild. Located on Baker Street.

Bearhugger’s Distillery – Where Jim makes some of his finest liquors. May be more than one owned by Jimkin.

Beggars’ Guild – Building in Ankh-Morpork where the Beggars’ Guild has its headquarters.

Bes Pelargic – Also spelled Bes Palargic. Twoflower’s home city in the Agatean Empire on the Counterweight Continent.

Biers – Formerly, the Crown and Axe. Tavern where you can be yourself, whatever shape that may be. Mrs Gammage also frequents here.

Brass Bridge – One of several bridges in Ankh-Morpork. Probably made mostly of brass or something that looks like it.

Broad Way – One of Ankh-Morpork’s busiest streets. Intersects the Street of Small Gods.

Broken Drum / Mended Drum – A popular tavern (for fights, etc.) in Ankh-Morpork.

Bucket, The – Owned by Mr Cheese, on Gleam Street.

Butchers’ Guild – Led by Gerhardt Sock.

Cable Street – Ankh-Morpork. A dwarf runs a deli there.

Chittling Street – Near the Shades. Has a Watch House.

Cockbill Street – Where Sam Vimes grew up. Poorest part of Ankh-Morpork.

Dimwell Street – In central Ankh. Has a sawmill.

Discworld – First mentioned in Equal Rites, this is the place where it all hits the…er…takes place.

Dolly Sisters – Neighborhood now absorbed by Ankh-Morpork. Has a Watch House.

Dwarf Bread Museum – Was curated by the late Mr Hopkinson. Contains unusual baked weaponry.

Elm Street – Ankh-Morpork. Has a mortuary.

Ephebe – Located across the Djel (or Djelibeybi, if you prefer) from Tsort. Home of philosophers.

Five and Seven Yard – Area in Ankh-Morpork with a shop that has shaving mirrors that Vimes likes, among other things.

Gamblers’ Guild – Located opposite the Alchemists’ Guild house. Think about it.

Genua – Main setting of Witches Abroad. Sounds like Genoa. Feels like New Orleans.

Gimlet’s Hole Food Delicatessen – Located in Cable Street.

Glassblowers’ Guild – Not likely, but they may sponsor an All-Comers Hiccuping Contest.

Gleam Street – Location of The Bucket pub.

Guild of Lawyers – Eh, why not? The president is Mr Slant.

Guild of Seamstresses – Ladies of negotiable affection.

Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades – An organization, first encountered in Equal Rites, perhaps known later as simply the Guild of Thieves or Thieves’ Guild.

Hunghung – Capital city of the Agatean Empire.

Ironcrust’s Dwarf Bakery – “T’Bread Wi’ T’Edge”.

King’s Head – Supplied the liquor for a gathering of nobs that Nobby attended.

Kings Way / Kingsway – Street in Ankh where the d’Eath family lived.

King’s Down – Street near King’s Way.

Klatch – Land of deserts and some jungles. Also the source of the phrase, “Pardon my Klatchian.” The country of Klatch is on the continent of Klatch.

Koom Valley – Location of an historic battle between dwarves and trolls.

Lancre – A small kingdom in the Ramtops. Home of Nanny Ogg and several other witches and wizards.

Long Hogmeat – In the slaughterhouse district of Ankh-Morpork.

Long Wall – Street in Ankh-Morpork that follows the old city wall. Has a Watch House.

Miner’s Arms – Dwarf bar in Ankh-Morpork.

Misbegot Bridge – Over the place where the Canting Crew usually gathers.

Mollymog Street – Working lavatories are made there and found almost nowhere else.

Nap Hill – Ankh-Morpork center of textile, weaving, and clothing industries.

New Cobblers – Street in Ankh-Morpork. Location of Pluggers, a shoemaking shop.

Nonesuch Ecclesiastical Supplies – A vampire worked there once…in the holy water section.

Nonesuch Street – It can be confusing to give direction to this street.

Opera House – Center of Ankh-Morpork. The (new) City Watch house sits opposite it in Pseudopolis Yard.

Park Lane – Where the Park Lane Knobbler was caught.

Peach Pie Street – Middle of three roads separating UU from the Palace.

Pigsty Hill – A street in the Shambles near the Cattle Market. A golem once caused it to be packed with cattle.

Pseudopolis – A major city on the Disc. In The Colour of Magic, Death is headed there because of the white plague striking the city. Home of Eric.

Pseudopolis Yard – Ankh-Morpork, not Pseudopolis. A circular street located at the city’s center. The Opera House and City Watch are on it.

Quirm – A city near Ankh-Morpork, not to be confused with Chirm. Probably.

Ratcatchers’ Guild – Mr Pounder was a member. Wee Mad Arthur was not.

Ron’s Pizza Hovel – You can get a Klatchian Hots (with or without anchovies) there. It’s just around the corner from the Patrician’s Palace.

Royal College of Heralds / Arms – Will create a coat of arms for you, if you’re the right type of family.

Seven-Dollar Tailor – The Golem Shmata Toils There.

Shades, The – A section of Ankh-Morpork that is darker (in more ways than one) than it sounds.

Shambles, The – Near the Cattle Market and Cockbill Street.

Skunk Club – Nightclub where Miss VaVa Voom dances.

Spadger and Williams – Candle making shop.

Sto Lat – A small city in the Sto Plains, first mentioned in passing in Equal Rites. Home of King Olerve and Princess Keli.

Stronginthearm’s Iron Founders, Beaters and General Forging– Owned by Thomas Smith in Five and Seven Yard.

Temple of Small Gods – Where many gods with few believers take up residence. Not the gods atop Cori Celesti.

Treacle Mine Road – Ankh-Morpork. Just off Elm Street.

Überwald – Home to many werewolf, vampires, Igors, and other races. Homeland of Angua and Cheery.

Unseen University – The home of the Disc’s wizards, a very magical place where magic is almost never used, and for good reason. Known as UU, for short. Sometimes misspelled, Unesene.

Watch House (Chittling Street) – Location of one of the Houses that is indicative of the expanding Watch.

Watch House (Dolly Sisters) – Referred to in Feet of Clay, The Truth, and more. May have been torched in the Glorious Revolution.

Watch House (Long Wall) – Obliquely referred to in Feet of Clay.

Watch House (Pseudopolis Yard) – Location of Captain / Commander Vimes’ crew.

Whirligig Alley – Location of the Dwarf Bread Museum.

Young Men’s Pagan Association – YMPA; has youths with studded collars and oiled muscles.

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Feet of Clay Places - Alphabetic
Alphabetical list of the places in Feet of Clay
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