Feet of Clay Persons – Chronologic

Plenty of folk – clay-based and otherwise – to keep track of in Feet of Clay. Here’s the chronological list of them. You can see them in alphabetical order here.

Albertson – A business owner in Ankh-Morpork. Possibly in the candle-making trade.

Spadger and Williams – Owners of a business being undercut by Arthur Carry’s business.

Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.

Father Tubelcek – With Mr Hopkinson, created a golem – a machine with Feet (and other parts) of Clay.

Captain Samuel Vimes – Head of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Recovering alcoholic. Eventual spouse of Lady Ramkin and Commander of the Watch.

Lady Sybil Deidre Oglivanna Ramkin – Caretaker of swamp dragons and eventual spouse of Commander Vimes. Richest person in Ankh-Morpork.

Willikins – Butler of Lady Ramkin.

Sergeant Frederick (Fred) Colon – Mainly of the Night Watch. Likes to stay out of trouble – especially other peoples’.

Lady Selachii – Aristocrat not interested in Edward d’Eath’s plot.

Patrician of Ankh – The leader of the city of Ankh-Morpork. You know him cordially as Havelock Vetinari.

Lord Rust – Aristocrat not interested in Edward d’Eath’s plot.

Captain / Corporal Carrot Ironfoundersson – Member of the Night Watch. Adopted dwarf. Possibly king of Ankh-Morpork. Later promoted to Captain.

Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John “Nobby” Nobbs – Member of the Night Watch. Species: human. Probably.

Mrs Colon – Wife of Sgt. Colon of the Night Watch. Works days.

Cable Street Particulars – Andre is a current member of this secret police organization.

Delphine Angua von Uberwald – First werewolf and female in the Watch. Very close friend of Carrot.

Setha Ironcrust – Owns a bakery in Ankh-Morpork.

Gimlet Gimlet – Owns the Hole Food Delicatessen.

Mr Hopkinson – Curator of the Dwarf Bread Museum. With Father Tubelcek, created a golem.

Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.

Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets – Call him Visit or Washpot, for short.

Corporal Cheery Littlebottom (Cheri) – Alchemist, female dwarf in the Watch.

Jolly Littlebottom – Cheery’s father.

Beaky Littlebottom – Cheery’s grandfather.

Detritus – A troll who eventually becomes a leading member of the Watch.

Chrysoprase (aka Krysoprase and Chrystophrase) – Son of Kwartz? Head Troll.

Hardcore – Sold slab. One of Chrsyoprase’s gang.

Tooth Fairy – According to Granny, a “very hard-working woman.” Actually, one of several with the same job.

William (animal) – Found at the College of Heralds.

Mildred (animal) – Found at the College of Heralds.

Graham (animal) – Found at the College of Heralds.

Daphne – The Morpork owl. See the official seal.

Olive – Daphne the owl’s great grandma.

Roderick and Keith – Hippos found at the College of Heralds. See the Ankh-Morpork official seal.

Croissant Rouge Pursuivant – A herald at the College. Literally, Junior Officer of Arms Red Crescent.

Pardessus Chatain Pursuivant – A herald at the College. Literally, Junior Officer of Arms Brown Overcoat.

Bjorn Tightbritches – Works for Setha Ironcrust.

Olaf Stronginthearm – Works for Setha Ironcrust.

Dragon King of Arms – Vampire, with an awful (good?) puney sense of humor, who attempts to replace Vetinary with a king.

Grandma Clamp – Commander Vimes’ grandmother.

Thomas Vimes – Commander Vimes’ father.

Gwilliam Vimes – Commander Vimes’ grandfather.

Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes – Known as Old Stoneface. Killed the last king of Ankh-Morpork. Ancestor of Commander Samuel Vimes.

Arthur Carry – Candle maker who bought the Tubelcek-Hopkinson “king” golem called Meshugah.

Rudolph Potts – President of the Bakers’ Guild. Motto: Because I Knead the Dough.

Sconner Nobbs – Nobby’s father.

Maisie Nobbs – Formerly of Elm Street. Nobby’s mother.

Slope Nobbs – Nobby’s grandfather.

Edward St John de Nobbes – Earl of Ankh. Of questionable relation to Nobby.

B’hrian Bloodaxe – Famed for his Battle Bread used at the Battle of Koom Valley.

King Carrot I – Possibly only a king in the mind of Dragon King of Arms.

Baron Guye von Uberwald – Aka Silvertail. Father of Angua.

Mme Serafine Soxe-Bloomberg – Aka Yellowfang. Mother of Angua.

Mrs Kanacki – Did cleaning and sweeping for the late Father Tubelcek.

Smite-The-Unbeliever-With-Cunning-Arguments – Cohort of Constable Visit.

Cenotines – An ancient Klatchian desert tribe, followers of the god Ceno, whose script was used by Dorfl in a note used to try to save Father Tubelcek.

Colonel Shrapnel – Of the roundworld. Was not blown up.

M Guillotin – Of the roundworld. Was not beheaded.

Colonel Gatling – Of the roundworld. Was not shot.

Sir William Blunt-Instrument – Unlike Shrapnel, Guillotin, and Gatling….

Sydney – An imp who paints inside an iconograph.

Wengel Raddley – Made a fuss about taking away the body of Father Tubelcek until Detritus let him.

Constable Flint – Troll who worked in the armory. Now on the Watch.

Constable Slapper – Member of the Watch.

Doughnut Jimmy / James Folsom – Horse doctor to the stars of Discworld.

Laughing Boy – A racehorse who rather famously didn’t win.

Josiah H. ‘Flannelfoot’ Boggis – With his nephews, ‘The Old Firm’ of Bespoke Thieves. Now head of the Thieves’ Guild. Attacked the Fool and humbly regretted it later.

Lord Downey – Originally deputy to Dr Cruces. Eventually succeeded him as head of the Assassins’ Guild.

Lord Snapcase, Psychoneurotic / Mad – In 1401, a colony of bats was executed for persistent curfew violations during his regime.

Homicidal Lord Winder – Precedessor of Snapcase. His name says it all.

Nanny Nobbs – Grandmother of Nobby. She wasn’t quite dead the first time.

Lorenzo the Kind – Last king of Ankh-Morpork.

Snori Shieldbiter – Excellent shot with just a standard hunting loaf of dwarf bread.

Igneous the Troll – Owns an all-night wholesale pottery. Known to C.M.O.T Dibbler. Rebuilt Dorfl, giving him a voice.

Igor (at Biers) – Bartender who knows a lot. But then, don’t they all?

Violet Bottler – A Tooth Fairy. One of several.

Schleppel – A shy bogeyman.

Old Man Trouble – Anthropomorphic personification of Murphy’s Law.

Mrs Gammage – A regular at Biers. Looked after by the other usual clientele.

Schlitzen – Bogeyman covered by Angua.

Offler – The Crocodile God who has difficulty with speech due to his fang-like teeth – not unlike the speaking problems encountered by all crocodiles.

Ceno – God of the Cenotines.

Pastor Nasal Pedler – Exhorted his congregation to rise up and speak to people sincerely through their letterboxes.

Dorfl – Golem in Long Hogmeat. Eventually given a voice and made a constable of the Watch. Helps other golems own themselves.

Fishbine – Owned Dorfl before Mr Sock.

Dire Fortune – A (dead) racehorse once treated by Doughnut Jimmy.

Constable Downspout – Gargoyle member of the Watch.

Park Lane Knobbler – Criminal caught with the assistance of Constable Downspout.

Corporal Gimletsson – Member of the Watch who helped keep the poisoned Vetinari safe.

Constable Glodsnephew – Member of the Watch who helped keep the poisoned Vetinari safe.

Constable Moraine – In Feet of Clay. Probably the same as Morraine mentioned in Moving Pictures and Men at Arms.

Constable Lucker – Commander Vimes insisted on trading boots with him.

Plugger – Boot and shoe maker in New Cobblers. Where Constable Lucker got his.

Vincent (cousin of Nobby) – Cousin of Nobby. What? Is that not enough?

Dowager Duchess of Quirm – Lady Esmerelda admired a creation intended for her at Madame Dawning’s dress shop.

Zaz – According to the graffiti, “Zaz Ys A Wonker.”

Joshua H. Catterail – Clothing factory owner who thinks he owns the Watch.

King Isiahdanu – Apparently a very wise king.

Ron (bartender) – At the Mended Drum.

Mr Cheese – Owner of The Bucket, as pub frequented by the Watch when off duty.

Zhlob – Golem and Spadger and Williams.

Mrs Evadne Cake – A medium, verging on small. Could switch her premonition on and off.

Uncle Armstrangler – Cheery’s uncle whom she first stayed with in Ankh-Morpork.

Duck Man, The – What duck?

Coffin Henry – Member of the Canting Crew with Foul Old Ron.

Foul Ole Ron – Beggar who saw Angua in the nudd. “Millennium hand and shrimp!”

Thomas Smith “Stronginthearm” – Owner of Stronginthearm’s Iron Founders, Beaters and General Forging.

Dibbuk – Golem, owned by Thomas Smith, who destroyed himself between hammer and anvil.

Mr Vincent – Foreman for Thomas Smith.

Mildred Easy – Maid at the Patrician’s palace. Among other “perks”, took candles home…unfortunately.

(Rufus) Drumknott – Lord Vetinari’s servant.

Alf – Heard from someone at the Mended Drum that golems were killing people. Reported same to Preble Skink.

Preble Skink – Timber merchant who had owned a golem that destroyed itself with a saw.

Flora Easy – Late grandmother of Mildred Easy.

Mrs Palm – A lady among ladies (of the night). President of the Seamstresses’ Guild. Befriends (not in that way) Corporal Carrot when he first arrives in Ankh-Morpork. Runs the House of Negotiable Affection.

Mr Slant – Of Morecombe, Slant & Honeyplace…lawyers. Head of the Lawyers’ Guild.

General Tacticus – Once in power in Genua, declared war on Ankh-Morpork.

Doc Pseudopolis – In Feet of Clay, head of the Gamblers’ Guild.

Queen Molly – Head of the Beggars’ Guild.

William Scuggins – Possibly part of a hopscotch phrase.

Mr Oresmiter – Complained to Carrot of the lack of rat in the food Gimlet served.

Mrs Oresmiter – Wife of Mr Oresmiter. Was up with him all night after a bad meal.

Snori Glodssonunclesson – Had Rat Surprise with chickenbones in it!

Sons of Bloodaxe – Have an annual dinner…at lease once at Gimlet’s. It featured Rat Surprise.

Wee Mad Arthur – One of the Nac Mac Feegle who was raised as a gnome. Catches rats for resale, even though not a Guild member.

William Easy – Deceased grandson of Flora Easy.

Billy Skunkins – Part of a hopscotch phrase. (See William Scuggins.)

Death of Rats – Once part of Death, he retained his own identity even after Bill Door ceased to be.

Ron (Ratcatcher) – Member of the Ratcatchers’ Guild.

Fanley – Worker (at a candle makers?) who was complicit in the abduction of Sergeant Colon.

Ron (pizza maker) – Owner of Ron’s Pizza Hovel. Makes the Klatchian Hots (without anchovies).

Miss VaVa Voom – Does a Feather Dance at the Skunk Club.

Mrs Slipdry – Midwife involved in the birth of Nobby Nobbs. Funny that she admits it.

Harry (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.

Sid (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.

Rob (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.

Jeffrey (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.

Jimkin Bearhugger – Owns a whiskey distillery (one or more) in Ankh.

Meshugah – King of the golems.

Cut-me-own-throat (C.M.O.T) Dibbler – Originally known as Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler. Entrepreneur (unsuccessful). Will sell you a “pig” sausage innabun. Don’t ask questions.

Mrs Dipplock – Told Mildred Easy she could take the sheets home.

Mr Dreadful – Stuffed pig owned by Sergeant Colon as a young lad.

Fosdyke – Was inserted into his sausage machine by his golem. The handle was not turned.

Mr Terwillie – Had an embarrassing moment with sage, onion, and a golem.

Sid (apprentice) – Apprentice to a pork butcher. Had a run-in with a golem. Carrot has an ointment that might help.

Mr Maxilotte – Butcher who works in the Shambles. May or may not have paid his taxes.

Rogers the bulls – Takes Sergeant Colon for a ride until he/they meet Wee Mad Arthur.

Mr Bleakley – Vampire denied entrance into the Watch.

Lars Skulldrinker – Female dwarf of the Watch.

Monolith – Mythic troll hero. Igneous may or may not have statues of him filled with slab.

Council of Churches, Temples, Sacred Groves, and Big Ominous Rocks, The – Group upset by Commander Vimes’ actions. But then, who isn’t?

Klutz – Golem Who Labors In The Pickle Factory.

Bobkes – Golem Of The Coal Merchant.

Shmata – Golem Who Toils At The Seven-Dollar Tailor’s In Peach Pie Street.

Hughnon Ridcully – Brother of Mustrum of UU. Chief Priest of Blind Io.

Blind Io – Chief of the gods who live at Dunmanifestin. He appears to be blind but has many eyes outside his body.

Sfen – Cheery’s cousin. She only heard he was eaten by werewolves.

Hrolf Thighbiter – Asked Cheery out on a date.

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Feet of Clay Persons - Chronologic
Chronological list of the persons in Feet of Clay
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