Plenty of folk – clay-based and otherwise – to keep track of in Feet of Clay. Here’s the chronological list of them. You can see them in alphabetical order here.
Albertson – A business owner in Ankh-Morpork. Possibly in the candle-making trade.
Spadger and Williams – Owners of a business being undercut by Arthur Carry’s business.
Great A’Tuin – He or she is the turtle who moves through space in the Discworld universe. On his or her back are 4 elephants. On the backs of the elephants rests the Disc itself.
Father Tubelcek – With Mr Hopkinson, created a golem – a machine with Feet (and other parts) of Clay.
Captain Samuel Vimes – Head of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Recovering alcoholic. Eventual spouse of Lady Ramkin and Commander of the Watch.
Lady Sybil Deidre Oglivanna Ramkin – Caretaker of swamp dragons and eventual spouse of Commander Vimes. Richest person in Ankh-Morpork.
Willikins – Butler of Lady Ramkin.
Sergeant Frederick (Fred) Colon – Mainly of the Night Watch. Likes to stay out of trouble – especially other peoples’.
Lady Selachii – Aristocrat not interested in Edward d’Eath’s plot.
Patrician of Ankh – The leader of the city of Ankh-Morpork. You know him cordially as Havelock Vetinari.
Lord Rust – Aristocrat not interested in Edward d’Eath’s plot.
Captain / Corporal Carrot Ironfoundersson – Member of the Night Watch. Adopted dwarf. Possibly king of Ankh-Morpork. Later promoted to Captain.
Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John “Nobby” Nobbs – Member of the Night Watch. Species: human. Probably.
Mrs Colon – Wife of Sgt. Colon of the Night Watch. Works days.
Cable Street Particulars – Andre is a current member of this secret police organization.
Delphine Angua von Uberwald – First werewolf and female in the Watch. Very close friend of Carrot.
Setha Ironcrust – Owns a bakery in Ankh-Morpork.
Gimlet Gimlet – Owns the Hole Food Delicatessen.
Mr Hopkinson – Curator of the Dwarf Bread Museum. With Father Tubelcek, created a golem.
Death – An anthrpomorphic personification comprised of a skeleton, covered in a black robe, and holding a scythe (or a sword, for kings). He communicates in CAPTIAL LETTERS without the quotation marks.
Constable Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets – Call him Visit or Washpot, for short.
Corporal Cheery Littlebottom (Cheri) – Alchemist, female dwarf in the Watch.
Jolly Littlebottom – Cheery’s father.
Beaky Littlebottom – Cheery’s grandfather.
Detritus – A troll who eventually becomes a leading member of the Watch.
Chrysoprase (aka Krysoprase and Chrystophrase) – Son of Kwartz? Head Troll.
Hardcore – Sold slab. One of Chrsyoprase’s gang.
Tooth Fairy – According to Granny, a “very hard-working woman.” Actually, one of several with the same job.
William (animal) – Found at the College of Heralds.
Mildred (animal) – Found at the College of Heralds.
Graham (animal) – Found at the College of Heralds.
Daphne – The Morpork owl. See the official seal.
Olive – Daphne the owl’s great grandma.
Roderick and Keith – Hippos found at the College of Heralds. See the Ankh-Morpork official seal.
Croissant Rouge Pursuivant – A herald at the College. Literally, Junior Officer of Arms Red Crescent.
Pardessus Chatain Pursuivant – A herald at the College. Literally, Junior Officer of Arms Brown Overcoat.
Bjorn Tightbritches – Works for Setha Ironcrust.
Olaf Stronginthearm – Works for Setha Ironcrust.
Dragon King of Arms – Vampire, with an awful (good?) puney sense of humor, who attempts to replace Vetinary with a king.
Grandma Clamp – Commander Vimes’ grandmother.
Thomas Vimes – Commander Vimes’ father.
Gwilliam Vimes – Commander Vimes’ grandfather.
Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes – Known as Old Stoneface. Killed the last king of Ankh-Morpork. Ancestor of Commander Samuel Vimes.
Arthur Carry – Candle maker who bought the Tubelcek-Hopkinson “king” golem called Meshugah.
Rudolph Potts – President of the Bakers’ Guild. Motto: Because I Knead the Dough.
Sconner Nobbs – Nobby’s father.
Maisie Nobbs – Formerly of Elm Street. Nobby’s mother.
Slope Nobbs – Nobby’s grandfather.
Edward St John de Nobbes – Earl of Ankh. Of questionable relation to Nobby.
B’hrian Bloodaxe – Famed for his Battle Bread used at the Battle of Koom Valley.
King Carrot I – Possibly only a king in the mind of Dragon King of Arms.
Baron Guye von Uberwald – Aka Silvertail. Father of Angua.
Mme Serafine Soxe-Bloomberg – Aka Yellowfang. Mother of Angua.
Mrs Kanacki – Did cleaning and sweeping for the late Father Tubelcek.
Smite-The-Unbeliever-With-Cunning-Arguments – Cohort of Constable Visit.
Cenotines – An ancient Klatchian desert tribe, followers of the god Ceno, whose script was used by Dorfl in a note used to try to save Father Tubelcek.
Colonel Shrapnel – Of the roundworld. Was not blown up.
M Guillotin – Of the roundworld. Was not beheaded.
Colonel Gatling – Of the roundworld. Was not shot.
Sir William Blunt-Instrument – Unlike Shrapnel, Guillotin, and Gatling….
Sydney – An imp who paints inside an iconograph.
Wengel Raddley – Made a fuss about taking away the body of Father Tubelcek until Detritus let him.
Constable Flint – Troll who worked in the armory. Now on the Watch.
Constable Slapper – Member of the Watch.
Doughnut Jimmy / James Folsom – Horse doctor to the stars of Discworld.
Laughing Boy – A racehorse who rather famously didn’t win.
Josiah H. ‘Flannelfoot’ Boggis – With his nephews, ‘The Old Firm’ of Bespoke Thieves. Now head of the Thieves’ Guild. Attacked the Fool and humbly regretted it later.
Lord Downey – Originally deputy to Dr Cruces. Eventually succeeded him as head of the Assassins’ Guild.
Lord Snapcase, Psychoneurotic / Mad – In 1401, a colony of bats was executed for persistent curfew violations during his regime.
Homicidal Lord Winder – Precedessor of Snapcase. His name says it all.
Nanny Nobbs – Grandmother of Nobby. She wasn’t quite dead the first time.
Lorenzo the Kind – Last king of Ankh-Morpork.
Snori Shieldbiter – Excellent shot with just a standard hunting loaf of dwarf bread.
Igneous the Troll – Owns an all-night wholesale pottery. Known to C.M.O.T Dibbler. Rebuilt Dorfl, giving him a voice.
Igor (at Biers) – Bartender who knows a lot. But then, don’t they all?
Violet Bottler – A Tooth Fairy. One of several.
Schleppel – A shy bogeyman.
Old Man Trouble – Anthropomorphic personification of Murphy’s Law.
Mrs Gammage – A regular at Biers. Looked after by the other usual clientele.
Schlitzen – Bogeyman covered by Angua.
Offler – The Crocodile God who has difficulty with speech due to his fang-like teeth – not unlike the speaking problems encountered by all crocodiles.
Ceno – God of the Cenotines.
Pastor Nasal Pedler – Exhorted his congregation to rise up and speak to people sincerely through their letterboxes.
Dorfl – Golem in Long Hogmeat. Eventually given a voice and made a constable of the Watch. Helps other golems own themselves.
Fishbine – Owned Dorfl before Mr Sock.
Dire Fortune – A (dead) racehorse once treated by Doughnut Jimmy.
Constable Downspout – Gargoyle member of the Watch.
Park Lane Knobbler – Criminal caught with the assistance of Constable Downspout.
Corporal Gimletsson – Member of the Watch who helped keep the poisoned Vetinari safe.
Constable Glodsnephew – Member of the Watch who helped keep the poisoned Vetinari safe.
Constable Moraine – In Feet of Clay. Probably the same as Morraine mentioned in Moving Pictures and Men at Arms.
Constable Lucker – Commander Vimes insisted on trading boots with him.
Plugger – Boot and shoe maker in New Cobblers. Where Constable Lucker got his.
Vincent (cousin of Nobby) – Cousin of Nobby. What? Is that not enough?
Dowager Duchess of Quirm – Lady Esmerelda admired a creation intended for her at Madame Dawning’s dress shop.
Zaz – According to the graffiti, “Zaz Ys A Wonker.”
Joshua H. Catterail – Clothing factory owner who thinks he owns the Watch.
King Isiahdanu – Apparently a very wise king.
Ron (bartender) – At the Mended Drum.
Mr Cheese – Owner of The Bucket, as pub frequented by the Watch when off duty.
Zhlob – Golem and Spadger and Williams.
Mrs Evadne Cake – A medium, verging on small. Could switch her premonition on and off.
Uncle Armstrangler – Cheery’s uncle whom she first stayed with in Ankh-Morpork.
Duck Man, The – What duck?
Coffin Henry – Member of the Canting Crew with Foul Old Ron.
Foul Ole Ron – Beggar who saw Angua in the nudd. “Millennium hand and shrimp!”
Thomas Smith “Stronginthearm” – Owner of Stronginthearm’s Iron Founders, Beaters and General Forging.
Dibbuk – Golem, owned by Thomas Smith, who destroyed himself between hammer and anvil.
Mr Vincent – Foreman for Thomas Smith.
Mildred Easy – Maid at the Patrician’s palace. Among other “perks”, took candles home…unfortunately.
(Rufus) Drumknott – Lord Vetinari’s servant.
Alf – Heard from someone at the Mended Drum that golems were killing people. Reported same to Preble Skink.
Preble Skink – Timber merchant who had owned a golem that destroyed itself with a saw.
Flora Easy – Late grandmother of Mildred Easy.
Mrs Palm – A lady among ladies (of the night). President of the Seamstresses’ Guild. Befriends (not in that way) Corporal Carrot when he first arrives in Ankh-Morpork. Runs the House of Negotiable Affection.
Mr Slant – Of Morecombe, Slant & Honeyplace…lawyers. Head of the Lawyers’ Guild.
General Tacticus – Once in power in Genua, declared war on Ankh-Morpork.
Doc Pseudopolis – In Feet of Clay, head of the Gamblers’ Guild.
Queen Molly – Head of the Beggars’ Guild.
William Scuggins – Possibly part of a hopscotch phrase.
Mr Oresmiter – Complained to Carrot of the lack of rat in the food Gimlet served.
Mrs Oresmiter – Wife of Mr Oresmiter. Was up with him all night after a bad meal.
Snori Glodssonunclesson – Had Rat Surprise with chickenbones in it!
Sons of Bloodaxe – Have an annual dinner…at lease once at Gimlet’s. It featured Rat Surprise.
Wee Mad Arthur – One of the Nac Mac Feegle who was raised as a gnome. Catches rats for resale, even though not a Guild member.
William Easy – Deceased grandson of Flora Easy.
Billy Skunkins – Part of a hopscotch phrase. (See William Scuggins.)
Death of Rats – Once part of Death, he retained his own identity even after Bill Door ceased to be.
Ron (Ratcatcher) – Member of the Ratcatchers’ Guild.
Fanley – Worker (at a candle makers?) who was complicit in the abduction of Sergeant Colon.
Ron (pizza maker) – Owner of Ron’s Pizza Hovel. Makes the Klatchian Hots (without anchovies).
Miss VaVa Voom – Does a Feather Dance at the Skunk Club.
Mrs Slipdry – Midwife involved in the birth of Nobby Nobbs. Funny that she admits it.
Harry (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.
Sid (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.
Rob (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.
Jeffrey (servant) – Servant of the Selachii house. Sent to get 2 more trays of Winkles Old Peculiar.
Jimkin Bearhugger – Owns a whiskey distillery (one or more) in Ankh.
Meshugah – King of the golems.
Cut-me-own-throat (C.M.O.T) Dibbler – Originally known as Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler. Entrepreneur (unsuccessful). Will sell you a “pig” sausage innabun. Don’t ask questions.
Mrs Dipplock – Told Mildred Easy she could take the sheets home.
Mr Dreadful – Stuffed pig owned by Sergeant Colon as a young lad.
Fosdyke – Was inserted into his sausage machine by his golem. The handle was not turned.
Mr Terwillie – Had an embarrassing moment with sage, onion, and a golem.
Sid (apprentice) – Apprentice to a pork butcher. Had a run-in with a golem. Carrot has an ointment that might help.
Mr Maxilotte – Butcher who works in the Shambles. May or may not have paid his taxes.
Rogers the bulls – Takes Sergeant Colon for a ride until he/they meet Wee Mad Arthur.
Mr Bleakley – Vampire denied entrance into the Watch.
Lars Skulldrinker – Female dwarf of the Watch.
Monolith – Mythic troll hero. Igneous may or may not have statues of him filled with slab.
Council of Churches, Temples, Sacred Groves, and Big Ominous Rocks, The – Group upset by Commander Vimes’ actions. But then, who isn’t?
Klutz – Golem Who Labors In The Pickle Factory.
Bobkes – Golem Of The Coal Merchant.
Shmata – Golem Who Toils At The Seven-Dollar Tailor’s In Peach Pie Street.
Hughnon Ridcully – Brother of Mustrum of UU. Chief Priest of Blind Io.
Blind Io – Chief of the gods who live at Dunmanifestin. He appears to be blind but has many eyes outside his body.
Sfen – Cheery’s cousin. She only heard he was eaten by werewolves.
Hrolf Thighbiter – Asked Cheery out on a date.
