Carpe Jugulum Things – Alphabetic

This is a short list of significant things found in Carpe Jugulum listed in alphabetical order. The same in chronological order is over here.

Agatean Chlong of Destiny – Three straight lines and two curved lines pleasantly arranged. Agony, to a vampire.

Arca Instrumentorum – Unclear whether this work of fiction relating to vampires includes the Auriga Clavorum Maleficarum and the Torquus Simiae Malificarum, or if those are separate works.

Book of Om, The – Owned by Constable Visit. Five inches thick.

Book of the Prophet Cena – Part of the Septateuch.

Brose – Highly alcoholic, magical drink created by the Nac Mac Feegle.

Convocation of Ee – Struck “Om Is in His Holy Temple” from the songbook as being incompatible with the ideals of modern Omnianism. Mightily Oats liked it anyway.

Lancrastian (Peace-time) Army Knife – Invented by Shawn Ogg with the (misguided) aid of King Verence II. Included (at the King’s suggestion) the Adjustable Device for Winning Ontological Arguments and the Tool for Extracting the Essential Truth from a Given Statement. Other features included the Device for Dissecting Paradoxes, the Appliance for Detecting Small Grains of Hope, the Spiral Thing for Ascertaining the Reality of Being, and the Instrument for Ending Arguments Very Quickly. (Decide for yourself who came up with that last useful one.)

Laotan Book of the Whole – Contains the Testament of Sand.

Leviathan of Terror – Jotto had cause it to throw itself onto the land.

Lives of the Prophets – Written by Thrum. Mightily Oats was writing an essay about it.

Malleus Malificarum – Written by Ossory with help from the Count de Magpyr.

Obol – The currency of Omnia.

Old Book of Om – Is rather unyielding on the subject of witches.

Order of Gvot – Vlad de Magpyr’s great uncle was a member.

Scumble – An adult beverage made chiefly from apples. The wise drink it a thimbleful at a time.

Student Horse, The – An opera that includes the song Ich Bin Ein Rattarsedschwein.

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Carpe Jugulum Things - Alphabetic
Alphabetical list of the important things in Carpe Jugulum.
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Narrativium Reviews
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